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Feeding the Goalkeeper

When a football player shoots the ball straight at the goalkeeper, it is known as feeding the goalkeeper
Stop feeding the goalkeeper, he’s not hungry!”

“The keeper’s just eaten!”
Feeding the Goalkeeper by Big D 25 January 17, 2018

Feeding Time 

A sex move where the woman lays on their side the partner also lays but low or high enough for him to reach the woman boob for sucking and for the woman to jerk off the penis until ejaculation then the woman cleans off the dick or vagina with her moth or vagina by rubbing it against the dick or vag
let's do the Feeding Time pls its the best position for me
Feeding Time by ButtNamer69 July 12, 2021

feeding the hydra 

A technique used by intelligence agencies to uproot spies by feeding them phony information, then documenting their response to it. Also used by attorneys, and others, to reveal breaches of confidentiality.
As soon as we began to suspect Vincent was leaking information to the Nazis, we responded by feeding the hydra, and the Nazis responded as you would predict.
feeding the hydra by CooGram January 8, 2009

feeding the ponies 

When her boyfriend walked into the room we werent fucking yet, but he did catch me feeding the ponies.
feeding the ponies by Howie Figawi September 29, 2009

Feeding The Unicorn

an excuse used when the person is to lazy to think of a real one

a sarcastic response to a question
Are you going to come over?
No. I'm feeding the unicorn.
Feeding The Unicorn by chaselc June 18, 2011

Feeding Clint Eastwood 

a term used to tell someone they have dropped something they are eating onto their shirt. This originated in 2007 when Gabriel Grimm dropped a morsel of teriyaki upon his shirt which depicted the face of clint eastwood. whereupon Lida exclaimed "geez Gabes what are you doing? Feeding clint eastwood?"
Dude1: *slurps ramen*
Dude2: "dude you feeding clint eastwood again"
Dude1: "thanks man that's a prime piece of noodlage *picks noodle off his shirt and eats it*