Fapatorium

A Fapatorium is the place were one like to let loose, and fap his/her heart out. A beat down trailer parkesque mancave with only one purpose. The shuffling of wang meat.

Haunter: Mike Mouth, why you look so creeped out?
Mike Mouth: Dude, I just had to fix Wayne's computer.
Haunter: So?
Mike Mouth: It was in his Fapatorium.
Haunter: Ewwww Nasty!

by Haunter and Mike Mouth October 11, 2013

Fapahlahteevah

A good time in a bad place.

Referring to three words at once.
1. Fapping (it's always a good time, "fap")

2. Tee-Hee (a metal meme, "tee")

3. Queen Latifah ( Her acting is horrible, "lah/vah")

Satan: "Ah man, I really do hate this place because Moses brought his chick here.. I really wanted her for myself."
Carlyn: "Fapahlahteevah man, if your having a good time then just focus on that instead how bad this place is bro."

by _prayforplague June 15, 2018

fap a fatty

Fap a fatty (v.): the act of "packing a fatty" whilst on thou toilet and choking the chicken untill you nut

Bro last night when I came home I was so tired but the night was still young and I had to fap a fatty to stay awake

by Fappy Fatty December 14, 2017

Fapanese

Japanese people you would fap to.

"Want to see my Fapanese list?"

by fapfapfap June 4, 2009

Fapadextrious

The ability to masturbate using alternating hands (not both hands at once think of writing with both hands but your penis)

Bro I just discovered I'm fapadextrious

by Nothunterself December 18, 2013

fapalanche

Masturbating in the snow, with so much power it causes a minor avalanche.

I...Oh no... FAPALANCHE! RUN!

by Anonymous4386-53760865e7 March 7, 2011

fapality

Instant orgasm due to very erotic porn pics

I had planned a nice and lazy fap session but as soon as I saw your pic Fapality happened

by Fatso McFatydude June 7, 2018