Fapatorium

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A Fapatorium is the place were one like to let loose, and fap his/her heart out. A beat down trailer parkesque mancave with only one purpose. The shuffling of wang meat.

Haunter: Mike Mouth, why you look so creeped out?
Mike Mouth: Dude, I just had to fix Wayne's computer.
Haunter: So?
Mike Mouth: It was in his Fapatorium.
Haunter: Ewwww Nasty!

Fapatorium by Haunter and Mike Mouth October 11, 2013

Words you can keep

Fapetorium

A person's fapetorium is the location at which fapping takes place. It is typically a single area of space where habitual fapping takes place, but it could be any location at which someone has fapped or is fapping.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my fapetorium.

My fapetorium is decked out with secret compartments to hold lotion, tissues, etc.

Well, the party was nice until Alex decided to turn the place into a fapetorium.

Fapetorium by 011000110 July 11, 2016

Related Words

Fapatorium • fagatorium • Fapetorium • Fapitorium • Fagatopium • Fartatorium • fatorium

Fagatopium

The gayest of the elements.

It is often left out of periodic tables because it can be viewed as offensive.

Can be used to describe a physical attribute of someone or something.

Example

Connor: did you here about the new element they discovered?

Dilon: No, what is it?

Connor: It's called Fagatopium but the teacher said she wouldn't put it in or periodic table.

Dilon:Why?

Connor: Cause she thought it was offensive

Dilon:Her periodic table is just like fagatopium, gay.

Fagatopium by Fagatopium is gay November 23, 2010

fagatorium

a place filled with gays.

This place is a fagatorium

fagatorium by Ben Eiche June 10, 2006

Fapitorium

an area or space, large, that is used for viewing of pornographic material. Movie theatres, auditoriums, outdoor concert venues all would count.

I’m going to go rub one out in my fapitorium quick.

Fapitorium by Cror November 8, 2025

Fartatorium

A safe place in any house to release flatulence from your stinky buttox.
Also considered ones bed due to the mass amount of farts it receives.

Child: "oh man, I have to fart.
Mom: "groooossss, I swear I had girls! Go use the fartatorium."

Fartatorium by SouthpawHunter91 March 7, 2021

fatorium

fatorium by LOLOLOL11111 September 1, 2023

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026