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shit fairy

A mythical fairy who comes while your sleeping and shits in your mouth as punishment for over endulging in alcohol.

This explains why after a heavy night drinking you wake up with a yucky taste in your mouth.
Morning after a heavy night drinking.

"Man musta had a visit from the shit fairy last night my mouth tastes horrible"
by Richard Jackson February 14, 2005
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Fairytale of New York

Possibly the only Christmas song with the word "faggot" in it. Also possibly the greatest Christmas song ever, telling the story of two Irish immigrants in New York City, and how they have had a falling out because America wasn't what the boy promised the girl it would be. Written by Shane MacGowan and sung by him and Kirsty MacColl. Go look it up on Youtube. You will find it better than the same old Christmas songs.
"You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot!

Happy Christmas your arse I pray God its our last." -a verse from Fairytale of New York
by Keith MacKenzie December 1, 2010
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airy-fairy

Irish Slang

A person who is not "with it"; who lives in their own dreamland; does not take life or situations too seriously; is relaxed to the point of inattentiveness; absent-minded.
Sally lost her purse again last night, she is so airy-fairy about her stuff.

Billy was doodling in class all day, and forgot to take down his homework. The next day the teacher said, "Billy, stop being so airy-fairy and listen in class, you asshole."
by Aisling O'Keeffe August 12, 2006
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Fairy emoji

The fairy emoji is used to make a mean comment seem funnier, also used in a sarcastic tone. Started on tik tok April 10th, 2020. Often paired with heart emojis and rainbow emojis.
You a baddie💕without the bad(fairy emoji)🧚 ♀️🌈
You made my day💞 💕worse(fairy emoji)🧚 ♀️💕
by Geavanni May 21, 2020
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tooth fairy

Person A: Ow my teeth hurt.
Person B: You should go see the tooth fairy.
Person A: Oh you mean that dentist, ha ha.
by zaqwerty May 27, 2009
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good idea fairy

Military term; An evil mythical creature that whispers advice and ideas into the ears of military leadership, causing hundreds unnecessary changes and countless wasted man-hours every year. The Good Idea Fairy should be shot on sight if she is seen in your area.
Great! The CO has says that we need to provide a 24 hour guard over the weekend for the empty tents out on training area 17. He must've been visited by the good idea fairy.
by Trav September 27, 2004
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Fairyxuxii

Literally the best person to ever exist. She is sweet, kind, funny and stunning. Insanely talented and deserves everything good to come her way. She is understanding, generous and amazing.
E.g: Follow fairyxuxii now biatch or i will find you
by Pl4yb0y127 January 6, 2021
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