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Faceass

Term used when someone is acting like or resembles someone or something .
Someone mumbling incoherently is " Joe Biden Faceass"

Black guy wearing a leather coat is "wesley snipes faceass"

White girl with bald head is " Brittney Spears faceass"

White guy on skateboard is "Tony hawk faceass"

Guy murders wife and gets away with it is "oj simpson faceass"

Black guy with mustache is "Richard Pryor Faceass" or maybe "Lionel Richie Faceass"
by 6feetunder February 3, 2023
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Face Keg

A 5-Liter Heineken or Newcastle minikeg acquired under the pretext of drinking it without anyone else's assistance. A true face kegger would add straps much like a minikeg backpack.
Moocher: "Hey bro, can I have a cup from that minikeg on your back?"

Jorn: "No! I'm taking this to my face!"

Face Keg.
by Slayer of Fools December 16, 2011
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shit up your face

It is a street slang. You stand up and shit her/his face means "shit up your face"
- you smell like a shit, did some1 shit up your face?
- yeah thats why i hate 69 position all the time!
by abuzettin imanikilli June 17, 2009
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Dirty Gin Face

The ultimate drinking game. Not for the weak.

Invented in Stratford, Ontario, Canada.

Step 1: Find at least two friends willing to play

Step 2: Clear tomorrow's schedule (you be won't making it)

Step 3: Procure one bottle of cheap gin (26er is standard)

Step 4: Throw away the cap (you won't need it)

Step 5: The person currently holding the bottle must smile and loudly proclaim their undying affection for gin. (Ex. "Mmmmm, Gin!" or "I love gin!" - this proclamation must be as sincere as possible)

Step 6: After confirming their love of gin, the contestant must drink deeply from the bottle. (At least two swallows)

Step 7: After hauling on the bottle, the contestant MUST NOT make a DIRTY GIN FACE (the loose definition of a Dirty Gin Face is any facial expression that contradicts the contestant's previous claim of affection for gin)

Step 8i: If the contestant is deemed to have made a Dirty Gin Face, they must repeat Steps 5, 6 and 7 until they are able to conform to their guidelines (if it takes the whole bottle, it takes the whole bottle)

Step 8ii: If Step 7 is completed successfully, the contestant passes the bottle to the next person in the rotation.

Step 9: The new contestant begins again at Step 5. The game continues until the bottle is empty. (see after notes)
AFTER NOTES

1. Enthusiasm for gin lies at the heart of Dirty Gin Face - feel free to penalize contestants who are not enthusiastic enough in proclaiming their utter infatuation with gin.

2. The orthodox version of this game continues until the bottle is empty, however some matches end prematurely. For this to happen, there must be a majority vote. If a majority is reached, the current rotation MUST be completed BEFORE the game ends.

3. Since a contestant cannot see their own face, the other players have final say on whether or not the current contender has made a Dirty Gin Face. (Don't be a dick! You may find yourself in a situation where the only thing able to stop you from finishing an entire bottle of gin is the kindness of others)

4. As the group size increases, so should the size of the gin bottle. ( 26er = 5 max, 40oz. = 8 max, 60 Pounder = 12 max)

5. It's important to remember that in Dirty Gin Face, there are no winners.
by McCooligan July 28, 2009
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Facebook Fable

When telling a "Facebook fable", you're basically altering the truth. When asked by an old acquaintance or friend what you've been doing for the last few years, you realy don't want to admit that you've accomplished nothing of importance. Rather than telling what you've done, you tell the story the way you would have liked it all to be.
Jenny: Hey mate, it's been ages. How are you? What have you been up to for the last couple of years?

Bob:Hey Jenny. 'Oh, I dunno really, just doing this and that. Did some parachuting, jetskiing, travelled, did a year in the service and got myself a really hot grilfriend. You?

"In fact, Bob shat himself in the plane, refusing to get near the door of the little plane, went to the beach and watched other people on jetskis, left London to spend a day with his grandmother in Manchester, got kicked out of the army after a week 'cause he got high in the parkinglot and made out with a skanky 34-year old at the pub. He's told Jenny a Facebook Fable!"
by Bjarke January 16, 2008
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Pause Face

A random weird facial expression left on the screen when you pause a video. This is totally unintentional and not to be confused with a pause job.
Chelsea Handler never fails to make me laugh when she has pause face.
by B Boo April 3, 2010
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Trony face

That point in the night when you have been drinking and pictures are getting taken only you are way more drunk then everyone else and you make weird drunk faces. Trony face is the face you're making in those photos
Did you see your Trony face last night?? I got a great picture of you, look!!!
by Indian85 January 6, 2015
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