'' hey matt what took you so long to reply to my message''
'' soz i was facebanking them new holiday pics''
'' soz i was facebanking them new holiday pics''
by daniel75iv August 4, 2012
Get the facebanking mug.Pretty much when somebody treats the online social networking site Facebook as a blog. The Faceblogger really doesn't understand the fact that Facebook's purpose is to keep in touch with friends, not to constantly update their status about how boring their day was and then how much they love their boyfriend/girlfriend.
Unfortunately most Facebloggers tend to be female, with the exception of some totally narcissistic, self centered, "My life is important", males who just want everybody to know how awesome that 10 person party they threw in their basement was.
Facebloggers are annoying, if you look at their profiles all you will see is posts from them, as it's obvious no one wants to talk to them. They also tend to use poor grammar at first but then learn that the more legible they write, the easier it is for people to read about their useless lives.
Unfortunately most Facebloggers tend to be female, with the exception of some totally narcissistic, self centered, "My life is important", males who just want everybody to know how awesome that 10 person party they threw in their basement was.
Facebloggers are annoying, if you look at their profiles all you will see is posts from them, as it's obvious no one wants to talk to them. They also tend to use poor grammar at first but then learn that the more legible they write, the easier it is for people to read about their useless lives.
Annoying female post #1 10:52 PM: "Ugh, can life get any worse?? Work in the morning" (Normal post, nothing unusual)
Annoying Female Post #2 10:54 PM: "Lol, watching scrubs reruns" (Yes, same person, different post. Both within 2 minutes of each other"
AFP #3 11:00 PM: "I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE. Fuck you, you're all bastards and I fucking hate you ALL" (Notice how bipolar the Faceblogger is, they do NOT know how to handle their feelings)
AFP #4 11:04 PM "And after allllllll, you're my wonder walllllllllllllllll, love yah johnny" (Now they seem to have completley forgotten what upset them 4 minutes before and they are now quoting the only song by Oasis they know and is exclaiming their love to their boyfriend whom they have been dating for a week)
AFP #19 11:30 PM "AHHHHH, I LOVE CREED." (They tend not to listen to good music)
You now know what the enemy is, if you have a Faceblogger or person who is Faceblogging on your Facebook, KILL IT.
Annoying Female Post #2 10:54 PM: "Lol, watching scrubs reruns" (Yes, same person, different post. Both within 2 minutes of each other"
AFP #3 11:00 PM: "I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE. Fuck you, you're all bastards and I fucking hate you ALL" (Notice how bipolar the Faceblogger is, they do NOT know how to handle their feelings)
AFP #4 11:04 PM "And after allllllll, you're my wonder walllllllllllllllll, love yah johnny" (Now they seem to have completley forgotten what upset them 4 minutes before and they are now quoting the only song by Oasis they know and is exclaiming their love to their boyfriend whom they have been dating for a week)
AFP #19 11:30 PM "AHHHHH, I LOVE CREED." (They tend not to listen to good music)
You now know what the enemy is, if you have a Faceblogger or person who is Faceblogging on your Facebook, KILL IT.
by IHateBloggers September 21, 2009
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To comment, like, and do anything to make sure you've left your presence on someone's facebook page
Usually ending in 99 notifications when the user (victim) logs in. All from you!
Usually ending in 99 notifications when the user (victim) logs in. All from you!
a) I logged into my account only to find I'd been facebombed!
b) Hay Mikey,
Yeah Jamie?,
Let's Facebomb Kat's profile!
Shot Facebomb!
b) Hay Mikey,
Yeah Jamie?,
Let's Facebomb Kat's profile!
Shot Facebomb!
by Jynxd1 October 21, 2010
Get the facebomb mug.The famed website that inspired facebook. Facebag enabled users to upload images of themselves and friends drinking at clubs but did not allow users to log in, post events, tag photos, send messages, comment or post on walls. The eventual status function influenced twitter.
The website is currently on hiatus.
The website is currently on hiatus.
by hoho-man May 16, 2009
Get the Facebag mug.A faceboo is someone you have an online relationship with. You'll probably never meet your faceboo in person, especially if he or she lives in another state or even another country, but you still flirt on various social media.
by alteregalitarian June 26, 2010
Get the faceboo mug.Posting vague, self pitying status updates on Facebook in an obvious bid for attention and emotional support.
by Johnwilkie April 2, 2011
Get the Facebaiting mug.1. (noun) A name for facebook when people complain excessively in their status updates. 2. (noun) An affectionate term for a facebook friend. 3. (verb) Constantly complaining through one's facebook status. 4. (noun) An individual that complains through their facebook status often.
1. Susie posted on facebitch that her boyfriend dumped her. 2. Oh, yeah, Susie and I are facebitches! 3. I hate it when people facebitch constantly and won't get the **** out of my news feed. 4. Susie is such a facebitch. She updates her status so often it's ridiculous.
by BMH2611 April 28, 2009
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