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Facebounding

After a breakup, using Facebook to pretend you are doing just fine and are happier alone than with your ex. Posts range from facebragging about your new dating life, being out with your friends partying without a care in the world, veiled insults towards your ex, passive aggressive comments, etc.
"Did you see his last post?"

"yeah, the one about dating a really hot girl who sucks at spelling?"

"yeah"

"He's totally Facebounding, does he think he's fooling anyone?"

"poor guy he must be really hurt"
by ChairlockGolmz August 29, 2013
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Faceblocked

When trying to carry on a conversation with someone, or to get a response to a question only to find that they have completely ignored you in favor of a form of social media such as Facebook or Twitter.
I tried asking my wife about dinner four times she totally faceblocked me."
by Forstue Berek Ondwith November 26, 2010
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faceblog

to detail your life on Facebook to a nauseating degree.
I really wish Sarah wouldn't faceblog about everything, I mean who really wants to know which tampons she uses?
by MysteriousOne1 September 23, 2011
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Faceblocked

When your work blocks social media sites on the corporate firewall and you cannot log into your facebook account
Dude, I can't browse facebook at work, I was faceblocked!
by Glock Blocked February 24, 2017
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Faceblock

Faceblock: /fās/bläk/ verb; To Faceblock is to prevent another person, intentionally or inadvertently, from having sexual intercourse with a third party via Facebook. A faceblock or faceblocker is a person who engages in such obstruction or intervention.
Ex. "I thought everything was going well with Jessica and I. Until Ryan tagged that picture of another woman and I, and totally faceblocked me."
by WILDCARD760 May 16, 2011
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Faceblogging

When someone uses Facebook as their personal blog. It can go either of two directions.

* The faceblogger can post several, very short, status messages within seconds or minutes of each other, describing in nauseating detail, their extremely boring and mundaine life, because they basically have nothing better to talk about, but still want the world to notice them, so that they feel better about themselves.

or

* The faceblogger can post extremely LONG status messages, often containing the lyrics to an entire song, or telling their life story one whoe day at a time, again, with nauseating detail, trying to make their boring, mundaine life seem way more exciting than it actually is.

Nobody is really sure which is worse; case A or case B. Both are so annoying, that many people tend to either "unfriend" or even block these people.
Ex. A: OMG ! I wish John would stop Faceblogging ! Nobody wants to waste their time reading the lyrics to every song he's listening to.

Ex. B: WTF is wrong with people Faceblogging about their cats every 5 minutes? Nobody gives a Fk about your cats !

Ex. C: I wish John and Jane would get back together. I'm so sick of them both Faceblogging about their stupid break up. You know they'll be back together tomorrow.
by Kill_All_The_Facetardz February 6, 2013
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Faceblock

When someone adds a comment to your Facebook page: 1. noone likes them and would not want to comment after their comment
2. deters others from commenting on your status/photo
Oh great...Sue just faceblocked my status.
by Jerzygirl August 5, 2010
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