farplay

Sending multiple text messages for the purpose of building sexual excitement in the recipient to prepare her for verbal phone sex-- sexting as foreplay.

When I'm on a business trip, my girl needs about twenty minutes of farplay before I can call her and ask what she's wearing.

by mightygreens September 25, 2010

Farplane

A place where the souls of the dead go once they are sent. In FFX.

After being an unsent for so long, he finally knew he could go home to the Farplane.

by nyte_katana November 29, 2004

farper

a simultaneous sound between a zipper and fart

Dude my gf just ripped a flaming farper!

by shafarrr February 13, 2022

farpoo

When, on a particularly humid day, one tries to fart but a residual clot of defecation emerges from the anus with said gas as an aerosol.

I was sitting in class and I tried to slip one out. I thought it was just gas but I should have known it was a farpoo in disguise. I've been spending the last ten minutes wiping mud out of my slacks

by Poopy Bandit September 9, 2010

farpoon

Farpoon: far-pussy

Use when referring to a hot but distant female.

Example:

Bro#1: damn man check that girl out over there.

Bro#2: ya bro that's some farpoon.

by Icreatedfarpoon December 1, 2014

farperior

Farperior: Superior, but far.

This was how my gf defined the word when saying she is better than me as in " I am farperior to you"

by sufferingbf October 10, 2013

farplington

far-pling-ton

this is stupid. | thats stupid. | your stupid. | this game is stupid. | what the hell? | No Definition. | ok. | no.

thats farplington.

by StarDust1337 February 2, 2023