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T.P.M.F.B.

Acronym for - Tongue punch my fart box.

Used as an instant argument finisher.

Also, used by people that are too lazy to learn a foreign language, but want to insult someone without them knowing.
I'm sorry Mr. Grant, you didn't get the promotion I promised you." Mr. Grant - "It's fine Mr. CFO, I didn't deserve it...... also, you can T.P.M.F.B.
by Pezuss July 24, 2011
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F-B-E

Feet behind ears: The naked position of a woman laying on her back with her feet behind her ears...
The F-B-E is a sexcellent kama sutra position where the man puts the woman's feet behind her ears, and penetrates her in the vagina and or buttocks...

Last night I gave Shaquanda the FBE...
by Hugh G Reckshen April 4, 2006
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F.B.I

Female Body Inspector
Bob looks at girls a lot, hes is a female body inspector
by Geppy May 13, 2005
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F.B.I.A.

Freakiest Bitch In American
Sara doesn't look like an F.B.I.A., but I heard she is one in private.
by Venus June 11, 2003
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T.F.B.T.

Thin Frame, Big Tits.

This phenomenon occurs when a woman has a thin body and uncannily large natural breasts.
"I haven't seen Sarah since elementary school, she's really got T.F.B.T., I think I'm going to ask her out"
by Davey Z August 25, 2009
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Q-W-E-R D-F B

The basic League of Legends hotkeys.
Q-W-E-R - Basic Abilities
R - Ultimate Ability
D-F - Summoner Spells
B - Recall (return to base)
Player 1: Hey what's your LoL hotkeys?
Player 2 Q-W-E-R D-F B
by ACEstrigon009 November 29, 2012
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H.F.B.

H.F.B. is an acronym for either 'Holiday Fuck Buddy' or 'Hometwon Fuck Buddy'.

Your H.F.B. is someone that you casually have sex with, when visiting your hometown, usually when you are on holiday and/or visiting your parents.

Quite often the HFB is someone you dated while at high school, but not always the case.

What is particularly different about the HFB, from the normal fuck buddy, is that due to the close friendship which exists, this "arrangement" can often last for many, many years even when one or both people are married.
Dave: "So Mike, what did you get up to on your long weekend?"
Mike: "Went back home and caugt up with my folks. Managed to nail my H.F.B. a few times while I was there..."
by Bucko_NZ February 7, 2008
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