Eternal engagement

What a savvy woman enters into in lieu of marriage. A permanent fiancé with the added benefit of a diamond ring, but without any of the complications of marriage. A diamond ring without the strings.

My friends are celebrating the fifth year of their eternal engagement.

by LuluBleu September 2, 2017

Eternal Ferret

the eternal ferret is a mythical creature that was destroyed by limecat and the clock spider. the eternal ferret is not hiding with chinchillas (ferrets hate chinchillas)

eternal ferret died by the hand of the limecat

by Heskit April 26, 2007

eternal virgin

A jinx brought on by watching all three "Lord of the Rings" movies IN A ROW.

Common trait in those who are between the ages of 14 and 20 that still play Magic: the Gathering and watch Yu-Gi-Oh.

by Allison January 4, 2005

Eternal Sadness

A word created by me to express Sadness that is Eternal in length. Or just a very sad and hurtful instance. Getting denied the one thing you love is also Eternally Saddening.

Dude, do you have any money I can borrow?
Sorry dude, I'm not fueling your Energy Drink addiction.
Eternal Sadness...

by WeskerWesker June 12, 2011

Eternal Tears of Sorrow

The most emo name for a symphonic death metal band. Ever.

Eternal Tears of Sorry is abbreviated as EToS.

Eternal Tears of Sorrow has a gay name, but they're good anyway.

by Shagrath May 21, 2006

eternal virgin

a person damned to forever be a virgin, most likely a h4rdc0r3 1337 sp34k3r. or someone who spends 10+ hrs playing online and flaming other people.

p. 1: hey, what're ya doing?
p. 2: I'm playin some halo. been playing all today.
p. 1: you eternal virgin. i pity you.
* p. 1 has disconnected from the server.

by yrvijwsofhn April 9, 2010

eternal penis pendulum

Contrary to the seemingly magnetic attraction of vaginas during scissoring, an eternal dick pendulum occurs through magnetic repulsion when attempting to "make the penises kiss."

You know why you rarely see tip tapping? The eternal penis pendulum effect.

by Ligachev March 3, 2017