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herbal essences

A shampoo that somehow makes women experience a sexual orgasm. One major reason why the birth rate has fallen.
(heavy moaning and delighted shrieks in the bathroom)
Teen: Oh god! Mom's using the Herbal Essences again!
Mother: Oh Yes! Yes!!! Yes!

Shampoo making people orgasm? It doesn't make me that happy and I usually have to fake it.
by Lorelili December 29, 2007
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Rab-esque

To be a complete douschebag during a conversation for no apparent reason.
Person #1: "Playstation 3 network is better than Xbox Live."

Rab-esque: "Get the fuck outta here, you dumb idiot son of a bitch. I should hit in your fucking mouth with my knee."
by Teen*Idol August 11, 2008
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ninja-esque

Having ninja-like appearance or abilities.
Leonardo: Are those guys... ninjas?
Michelangelo: "Well... they're certainly ninja-esque"
by Steakface October 31, 2009
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Essential Oils

Karen: Did you get essential oils? I heard there's a covid outbreak in alabama
Me: fuck off karen
by OkayAndrew June 18, 2020
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Esskeetit

Esketit | noun | Degenerate Slang | A modern American degenerate slang adaptation for the words "Let's get it". The use of this phrase usually means the objective aquisition of money, a title or an object.
Friend 1: "Aye you got that gas?"

Friend 2: "Yeah man, esskeetit!!!"
by IntuitiveObserver June 11, 2018
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teletubby-esque

The act of being very innocent, very ditzy, and very dumb
Sara is the epitome of being teletubby-esque.
by tomato panda May 29, 2008
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West Essex

west essex is a mix of Essex fells, rose land, Fairfield, and North Caldwell. North Caldwell is mostly jewish with high taxes and great elementary schools. Most of the girls are jappy. Fairfield is all Italian kids who are probably all family friends and wear there christian necklaces on a daily. Rose land is a mix of North Caldwell and Fairfield a few jewish kids and few Italian and christian. Essex fells is for rich kids that play lax and have a nice beach house and are spolied brats. Others are the nicest people you will meet but they have the regular small homes. Now for west essex.

West essex is made of cliches and friend groups. If you are in the popular group you hang out every weekend, you are invited to all the bar and bat mitzvahs or the sweet sixteens. also by the time you get to the high school you probably hooked up with at least 5 different boys.

Then there are the nerds the ones that go to the lake after school clubs and play video games and study 24/7. But everyone else is kinda in the middle. Usually the Fairfield girls and boys will stick with there elementary school friends. Falcon and cowboy football games, field hockey, and track are what everyone plays in middle school.

On the weekends you either go to a bm a sweet sixteen or a crazy party at someone’s house. You end up drinking doing some drugs and getting drunk with your friends. Mikes hard and svedka are the usual drinks
west essex is a jappy school with kids who get drunk every weekend.
by doglover1223344food October 2, 2018
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