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Equationism

The holy ministry dedicated to the teachings and message of the answer to life, the equation: ( ) ; █
I shall demonstrate how the equation of Equationism leads to the meaning of life!

Take a number, 1456 say.

(14) ; 56
1+4 = 5
5+4 = 9
5+6 = 11!

Therefore, the solution to (14) ; 56 is:

911!

See! Now you see the light!

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The Parable of the Old Man

The word of ( ) ; █. Thanks be to ( ) ; █.

And so the prophet Stavros went to San Fransisco, and on his way he met a man, a poor man dressed in rags. He inquired: "What are you doing here old one?"

The man replied: "Trying to discover the meaning of life."
And so Stavros took his hand, and led him up to the tallest of hills. They looked over the land, scrupulously.
"What am I seeing, oh wise one?" The old man asked. Stavros raised a hand. And with it, a bolt of lightening blessed with the grace of holiness razed the land before them, and carved into the ground: ( ) ; █. The old man stood, amazed.
"This is the meaning of life. All things lead back to ( ) ; █." Stavros said. And before the old man's eyes, a light appeared in the sky.
"This is Stavros, my student, my child. Believe him, and you will live everlasting." And so the old man bowed to his knees, and traced in the dirt: ( ) ; █. And he lived everlasting.

The word of ( ) ; █.
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Hobo Equation

The Hobo Equation also known as the homeless equation is a simple equation in which to roughly estimate the number of Homeless individuals that exist in a given area. The equation as it stands today is H=0.0247P-.000862X^2 Where H is the number of Homeless people in one square kilometer P is the population of the given city and X is the distance in meters.
This Equation shown using a mock position 10km outside of a city of 3.5 million people
H= 0.0247*3 500 000 - 0.000862(10 000)^2 H= 86 450 - 86 200 H=250
Therefore there would be on average 250 homeless people per square kilometer 10km away from the centre of the city.

I.E. I used the hobo equation and there are 250 hobos in this area!
by Christian Irwin May 11, 2007
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guy equation

A simple algebra-type (A, B, C, and D) formula that illustrates the primary brain activity of a typical male when viewing members of the opposite gender.
She: Why do you want to know what size bra I wear?
He: Oh, just 'cause I'm a guy, and so I follow the guy equation --- A. We're guys. B. Guys love boobs. C. Double-D.
by QuacksO January 24, 2015
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balls equation

the whole earth exists because of this equation
if balls equation never existed your getting fucked fr
by ballsmanfrfr March 27, 2022
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Work Effort Equation

(on an x/y graph)
x range (1-100) Your grade
y range (1-60+)minutes spent on assignment

High x, high y: You took your time and got the work done correctly; high work effort.

High x, low y: You rushed through it but managed to get a good grade, medium effort.

Low x, high y: You took your time but didn’t understand the material. At least you tried, medium effort.

Low x, low y: You rushed through and got a bad grade. Low effort.
Your work effort equation’s output can be used to show teachers and parents your are actually trying for when you get a bad grade, and also can be used to disprove people lying about their effort.
by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021
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Schrödinger (wave) equation

The Schrödinger wave equation is a quantum mechanical equation that is used to measure aspects of a particle in a quantum system. It was pioneered by theoretical physicist Erwin Schrödinger.
The Schrödinger (wave) equation in this most simple form can be written H^ Ψ = ΕΨ.

H^ is called the Hamiltonian operator, and is written as H with a hat ^ but I can’t type that lmao.
by LiamG2250 April 2, 2021
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First law of the Soviet equation

The 'First law of the Soviet equation' applies to the longest math equations, those that make you wanna puke just from looking at it length.
'When the equation looks very complicated, boring and long, there's high probability of the answer being (0) or (1).'
A: As soon as I saw the math homework for today, I instantly gave up and didn't even try to solve those equations.
B: Man, you just had to apply the 'First law of the Soviet equation' to complete it all.
by ibhulukwe October 26, 2017
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