Egotesticle

e·go·tes·ti·cle
/ˌēɡəˈtestək(ə)l/
adjective
A man who is heavily steeped in masculine energy and excessively conceited or absorbed in oneself; extremely self-centered.

He thinks he's God's gift to women - so egotesticle.

by Alchemissed October 24, 2023

emotasticosity

A state of being. When a person who is usually intelligent, happy, and personable, is so sad that they are acting "emo". Could be described by simply calling them "emo" but this allows a noun to be used.

"I was feeling great, but then I was stricken by a wave of emotasticosity, so I sat there in the middle of the mosh pit thinking about how terrible my life is.

by The Magician August 12, 2006

emoistic

Those who follow the stereotype of emo closely like a religion

Cat: ''oh yeh he's well agnostic''
Pete: ''yeah, and you're emoistic''

by xrevengex May 24, 2008

Egotesticle

Term for a high profile, overly confident male (i.e. a politician) who believes he can lie about extramarital affairs.

That candidate is so egotesticle he thinks we'll actually believe he was hiking the Appalachian Trail last weekend.

by ms. wordiness November 4, 2012

egotistical asshole

A person who thinks they are the embodiment of perfection or have god like qualities; look up Kayne West or Kim Kardashian. A completely useless vain person.

person 1: Hey did you see Kayne last night?
person 2: Yeah, man that guy is an egotistical asshole

by FoxyVixen June 19, 2016

eggotistical waffle

to pour it on like syrup. to be overbearing with words of ones achievements or pertaining to ones self.

yo man, why you straight up being an eggotistical waffle?

by Papa Dub March 10, 2008

Egotesticle

Gender oriented egotism.

He is such an egotesticle dolt!

by Angela2BPecked September 2, 2011