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emergency burn

When you have to drop several lbs in a short period of time. Generaly includes drasticly cutting calories and plenty of excersize. This is often needed before a big wresling match or military phisical screening.
Dude, I need an emergency burn before I go to MEPS.
by Josh Ginoza January 5, 2009
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emergenchief

when you NEED to have a smoke session
*(kickoff for the Super Bowl is in 3 minutes)*

Yo! We need to have an emergenchief! The Super Bowl is about to start!
by Nappy Roy March 2, 2011
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emerenciana

"Hey , you see that girl over there.?"

"Yeah she's beautiful"
"I know , her names Emerenciana"
by Pussymuncher400 March 15, 2017
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Emergency 4

A game made by Sixteen Tons Entertainment and now called 911 first responders. It has a very active modding community and there are many mods publicly available.
Guy 1: Hey did you see the new mod for Emergency 4?

Guy 2: Yea it looks awesome.
by 1986548162346012635 June 3, 2017
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chapstick emergency

1. Any circumstances whereby one has not made the necessary ChapStick preparations and finds oneself without an adequate supply.
2. Any situation which impedes the process or progress of applying ChapStick.
"Man, I can't believe I'm halfway through this movie, all alone in a dark theater with a bucket of salty popcorn, and no ChapStick! This is a ChapStick Emergency!"

"I have lotion on my fingers and can't get the tube open. This is a ChapStick Emergency!"
by sarahmcow January 15, 2010
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emergency alert system

A scary civil defense broadcasting system. This system used to be called the emergency broadcast system (EBS), which used to be called CONELRAD. The "scary" part is the 3 beeps, which encode the alert, and the 8 second attention signal ( from EBS). Then, in either a robot or human voice, info is given. During the weekly tests, there is no voice. There is during monthly tests, though. The "robot voice" is on alerts from the National Weather Service, but on rare occasions, a human voice will be on weather alerts.
Coming up next on Cartoon Network- *Screen goes black for 5 seconds*
*3 beeps that sound like "duck farts"*
*Attention signal*
Announcer: This is a monthly test of the emergency alert system. If this were an actual emergency, the alert tone you just heard would be followed by instructions and information. This concludes this test of the emergency alert system.
*3 more "duck farts", only shorter than last time*
by TehEndieMC June 4, 2015
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Emergency Nug

A weed nugget that you keep after buying and never bring out with you so that in the future if you dont have weed and cant find any you can go to your emergency nug and smoke that.
Damnit, no one is picking up their phone; i guess we should go grab that emergency nug from 2 weeks ago.

Don't worry bout it we dont need to pick up tonight, i got an emergency nug.
by pow right in the kisser July 8, 2009
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