dyment

The mustache of a boy that appears too young to have such a 'stache.

Holy shit, look at that kid! He has a dyment.

by bbrownskin May 12, 2011

dysexic

When you are dying to have sex!

I 'avent got pussy in so long that im GOING DYSEXIC!

by Phelm1 December 15, 2004

dysexlic

when a girl who suffers from dyslexia or has other learning issues is also a slut

I can't believe you hooked up with her...she's dysexlic.

by johntrickle July 11, 2011

Demexit

Demexit - Democrats that vocally declare one's intent to depart the United States for England if they don't get their way, but then indecisively delay or quietly avoid departure. Would rather live in England drinking piss warm British beer and eating greasy Gordon's fish & chips.

Herbie hesitates going full Demexit for fear of the pairing of warm beer and cold fish.

by Eric The American June 27, 2018

Dysexlia

Hearing part of a normal conversation and automatically thinking something dirty.

Amy: "I love Christmas ornaments. Especially the sparkly balls."
Clint: "Sparkly balls...hee hee hee..." <--- dysexlia strikes again

by NJVinnie December 18, 2011

Demexi (sweeper)

A person, (mexican), backs you up when you get in trouble for something undeniable. You get away with it.

When you are smashing some pussy in the middle of 5th period a demexi (sweeper) says it was someone else.

by Randinator December 7, 2006

dysexlic

Constantly confusing sex for love

Girl: " I love him!!!"
Friend: "Girl, you must be dysexlic. You just had sex with him last night."

by SCADLax October 26, 2012