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deployed

To distribute persons systematically or strategically to a remote part of the planet with limited resources leaving them to their own resourcefulness, skill, strength and intestinal fortitude to return to their native habitat in one piece.
Your buddy woke up in Tunisia with a pair of ripped levi jeans, one air jordan and one pump sneaker both different sizes, a pencil, 4 grapes a fur coat and a rubberband with only 16 dollars and 81 cents in his pocket.

Sounds like somebody deployed him.

Yeah man, yeah, he probably screwed someone real bad to deserve that.

Hope he could remember his credit card number.
by nick June 16, 2005
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Duplo Route

Fast way to get from ground to very high grounds in a short amount of time, rapid and typically out of control mostly used in the VR game called Gorilla Tag
Person 1: Yo im about to do a duplo route
Person 2: Cool is it flaccid amongus?
by blaziii January 30, 2022
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deployment sluts

girls who think it's "trendy" to date military men, and thus act like complete freaking whores when troops' tours are over, even if these men show no interest.
Oh, you just got back from Iraq? Let's fuck. Oh, you don't want to? Then I'll try and rape you! giggle
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deploysion

A word used while describing the action of deployment while speaking with a disgruntled customer. Most typically used on a Friday, but could also be used on a Monday.
This recall may affect a possible deploysion of your airbags
by elitedev December 19, 2010
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Duplock

A rare unicorn like creature, whom attracts all suitors with their mysterious sex draw, also known as Lilith or Tayla.

You can tame a Duplock with a good choke and a hard spank.
She Duplock'd me , and I came all night
by TNT1229 October 31, 2017
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diployeezing

In software development, deploying while listening to a diplo remix of Yeezy.
@here: diployeezing to prod, lmk if anything is acting funky
by mirandodog December 19, 2017
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deploying flashbang

where you fuck around and send a dickpick or other shocking material to your Snapchat or similar platform’s story
Mex (yesterday): yo deploying flashbang

Will: yo what the fuck happened bro?
Mex: I accidentally deployed a flashbang on my Snapchat story :/
Will: damn it was a nice dick tho no homo
by Shialaebouf February 9, 2018
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