Jack Bauer Power Dump

1. Noun
During the commericals on 24, Jack Bauer quickly takes huge shits that are both extremly quick and extremly potent
2. Verb
To take a Jack Bauer Power Dump
When out in public and you have to take a dump really bad and have to use a public toilet but don't want to spend a lot of time on the seat so you force everything out really fast.

"Man, I just took a huge Jack Bauer Power Dump."
"Jack where have you been?" "Taking a Jack Bauer Power Dump."

by Crapper July 22, 2008

Birthday Dump

A poop that requires no toilet paper afterwards due to the fact that it left nothing behind on your behind.

Dude, I was just taking a shit and realized there was no toilet paper. Luckily it was a birthday dump, or I would have been in big trouble.

by Noobraham Lincoln May 30, 2008

dump trunks

Slang for when a guy wears his underwear backwards so he can take a shit without having to remove them.

I just drop my trousers and then pull the hole of my dump trunks wide open to take a quick and easy crap!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

Dump Run

To poop while running

When I have to poop on a marathon, I take a dump run

by eflatus August 5, 2009

Trump dump

When Donald trump takes a verbal shit

Person 1: Hey, did you hear what trump said about Mexicans?
Person 2: yeah, it was a total trump dump!

by Emazing July 19, 2016

Donald Dump

A dumpster with a shitty hairline and is full of fucking bullshit and political walls .

I Hate Donald Dump

by Dunroz October 25, 2017

oreo dump

A poop that is crusty and hard on the outside but soft and gooey on the inside.

Friend 1: Ahh man that was a bad shit
Friend 2: How come?
Friend 1: I just had the worst oreo dump

by popgruys December 13, 2014