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Dominican Wedding

A traditional wedding ceremony held a the common meeting area in a 3rd world country village. The ceremony is usually conducted by the oldest living male resident or chief of the grooms village. The bride will wear the villages wedding gown and the groom wears white tuxedo with with shoes. Chicken ladders are assembled in preparation of the parade of chickens which is followed by the wedding party executing the 3 horned spotted goat. The brides family will put on a show of machete style fighting, followed by the grooms family offering of the pig. Once the vows are complete the cock fighting may begin and the happy couple is no longer brother and sister but also man and wife.
Jose cousin has the hot for him, once she turns 9 they can plan the Dominican wedding.

Joe played air guitar at the Dominican Wedding.
by 7mary3 May 17, 2019
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dominican sprinkler system

When your gardener digs a hole to plant something and breaks your water-main pipe, resulting in the automatic watering of surrounding plants and trees.
The sun was extremely hot, but I wasn't concerned about my plants, because the gardener had installed a "dominican sprinkler system".
by salondiva January 8, 2011
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Dominican Men

Super faithful men, they drink coranas, smoke hookah and listen to bachata all while taking care of there families you’ll never find a better man
Wow he takes care of you.
Yeah girl Dominican men are the best.
Does he cheat?
No there’s super faithful!
by Moréno son June 18, 2018
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Dominicana

Dominicanas are females from the Dominican Republic. They are all beautiful, with their gorgeous curls/afro ,their sexy curves, their fat asses, so mf loud aswell. They all come in different shades of black (lightskins, brownskins, darkskins....) They got load of attitude but they'll love you forever. If you got a Dominican girl, consider yourself a lucky guy.
“Aye bro, I got myself a Dominicana”
“You're lucky asf I hear them island girls treat you like a king!”
by Realshihhh September 1, 2019
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dominican republic

A Country where 73% are mullato, 16% are of only spanish descent, and 11% are of african descent. these are the real numbers you can look them up for your selves if you don't believe me. there are also small numbers of chinese, jewish, and arab dominicans. DR forever!
i am a latino from the dominican republic.
by Jose917 August 31, 2006
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Dominican Republic

A country where rich American teenagers go to get drunk off their asses.
Teenager 1: 'Oh my God, I was soooo drunk over christmas break.'

Teenager 2: 'Where did you go?'

Teenager 1: 'The Dominican Republic.'

Teenager 2: 'Sounds about right.'
by dragonkeeper23 January 15, 2010
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Dominican Republic

Dominican Republic is a half-island country located in the Caribbean.

We have one of the worst education systems in Latin America; the government refuses to invest the (by-law) minimum of 4% of the budget in education.

We have a large illegal immigrant population of Haitians who cross the border seeking to re-establish themselves on this side of the island.

Underage drinking is a custom here; allowing minors to go into clubs is an everyday sighting.

Culturally rich, the Dominican Republic was the first colony in America to have a university (Universidad Autonoma de Santo Domingo, founded 1538 if I'm not mistaken), the first cathedral, and being the birth place to the music genres of Merengue and Bachata. Other musical styles that have great popularity here are Rap and "Dembow".

Unfortunately, this country is controlled by the 5-10% of the population that in election time "buys" votes of the uneducated and gullible by bribing them with food and false promises. This keeps the country chained to a vicious circle from which it seems it cannot unbind itself.

The Dominican Republic is a poor country, ravaged by drugs and corruption, and from the looks of it, this might be the case for a while.

We got nice beaches, plantain, mangu, sancocho, red soda, a very colourful vocabulary, (mostly) kind and helpful, but retarded people, and one of the most beautiful national anthems.
Corruption, drugs, and plantain are Dominican Republic's main exports.
by cfrv93 June 8, 2011
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