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Deep Doucher 

Someone who is often found posing in pictures in such a way that could be described as artsy, introspective, deep, or modelesque. This is often done in an attempt to show their "good side" or make themselves look more attractive than they really are. In most cases, deep douchers are found in pictures that are black and white, on the beach, or next to a picket fence. Deep douchers NEVER look at the camera. They ALWAYS look off in the distance as if they are looking ahead to the future. Obviously symbolism.
Rachel: Oh my gosh look at Cole he looks so hawt.
Samantha: He's not really that attractive, he's really just a deep doucher
Deep Doucher by Mr. Weegles June 8, 2011
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Uber Doucher 

He who goes above and beyond the call of douchie. Usually found in large social gatherings wearing an Affliction or Ed Hardy t-shirt.
Women are often attracted to their douchie persona but when left broken hearted, friends usually say "I told you he was an Uber Doucher!"

Debbie Doucher 

A person (man or women) who has negative attitude which causes the mood of situation to lower; a person who is a douche bag.
Hey John smith, Saturday night was fun until that debbie doucher ,Bob, came over.

king doucher 

Someone in your friend group who is the douche of all douchers he/she is the one who has enormous amounts of douche in their veins. they probably go in circles and have a gaping hole in their book bags.
Jerry Musi is king doucher in all of carteret
king doucher by S.Colditz December 12, 2009

North Hill Doucher 

Anyone who truly sucks and tries to make everyone elses life suck just as much as theirs does, or worse. Usually works in a Highbay as a 2W2X1 @ Minot AFB ND. Named after a hill that's on the north end of Minot ND on 83.
Lueck, Whitman, Brack, Frost, Delgado, Anderson, Glicrease (Dickcheese), Bartchi, Little, or anyone else who is in fact a North Hill Doucher.

O' Doucher 

A fatass baseball coach who routinely stares with wide introspective eyes.
"I'm not wearin' a goddam cup ya asshole, don't one-hop the ball in!"

"That's just O' Doucher goin' off again isn't it?"

Douche Doucher 

One who is so dirty that he has to douche the douche.
Douche Doucher by Blizzy10 October 9, 2008