douchedick

A male who always tries to be better that another male in every way. Also a guy who blocks your cock so he can try only to fail in the end.

Hot girl "Hey adam i love your shirt"
adam "thanks, can i get your number"
Douchedick "I taught him how to wear shirts like that, talk to me instead"
adam "fuckin douchedick"

by EdgarMayneeeeeeee January 30, 2008

doucherocket

douche douchebag: A rocket propelled douchebag. A douche with an extra kick. Douchebag alternative.

"Johnny is such a flaming doucherocket"

by Alexandra Cannon January 26, 2005

Douchebook

Another name for a netbook. (Small portable laptop designed primarily for access to the Internet.) Term can also be used for any sized Macbook.

"Hey guys i got my self a netbook!"

"Don't you mean a douchebook....you douche"

by Fu$e November 28, 2009

douchequake

A faggot.

That douchequake Phil Simms is a complete faggot.

by Holla_atcha_boyeeee January 19, 2009

douchefuck

an absolute, total douchebag but to the next degree

Hey u fuckin douchefuck

by Jason109825 August 4, 2006

Douchecockington the Third

The Act of being a douche and a capitalist at the same time.

"Jordan was such a Douchecockington the Third last night I thought he bought out Microsoft last night."

by roflwaffle08 December 9, 2008

douchebanker

Species indigenous to New York City nightlife. Usually, he is (always a he) unmarried with oodles of disposable income, which he spends on expensive bottles in order to attract golddiggers.

Patrick Bateman is a douchebanker.

by Andy565 July 1, 2007