Doofenshmertz

Used to describe a strange looking person or someone who is just plain awkward.

Brittany: Look at that guy over there,he really awkward.
Heather: WHAT A DOOFENSHMERTZ!

by Heeeeeeezy F. Baby May 6, 2009

Doffense

Its both defense and offense, you use it when you have no other choice but to attack but you keep your gaurd up at all times

your attacking going in for a punch and you hit, your enemy throws another punch right after yours but you block becuase of your good doffense.

by Redmonkey2465 February 24, 2020

doffender

A "gentleman bandit" --- i.e., one who is super-courteous and tips his fedora when committing his crimes.

At da end of "Tom Sawyer", Tom tells Huck about how robbers are da ultimate "doffenders" --- "Robbers are the most polite folks in the world, especially to the women --- they always take off their hats and talk polite."

by QuacksO February 17, 2023

Doofenis

A very stupid person - a cross between a doofus and a penis.

You are being such a doofenis right now.

by DisasterWeenie September 1, 2017

Doofensmirts Bug

A bug that only eat pasturized cheese, and pizza. It lives in toasters and in summer they migrate to air conditioners where they then lay eggs and the eggs spread all over the house.

Look , the Doofensmirts Bug is eating my pasturized cheese!

by Thatbandtrashyouhate.hi June 1, 2018

Doofenheimer

A fat cat that is a nazi.

The Doofenheimer tried to gas me!

by Swagpenis07 July 25, 2018

doofenhinkell

A doofenhinkell is someone or something that is very retarded

That kid is such a doofenhinkell

by awsedrftgyhujikolp; October 21, 2018