Skip to main content

docker's omelette

a lump of phlegm.
"What's for dinner today?" asked Saddam.
"Just a docker's omelette until you tell us where you have hidden those WMDs" replied his CIA interrogator malevolently.
by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003
mugGet the docker's omelette mug.

Phantom dooker

A larger poo teasing your pants by poking in and out of your anus almost touching cotton but dashing back in the second its presence is felt leaving nothing but its rancid odor left from is warm depths, where it can cling to all fabrics and smell for about 2 severe minutes.
Usually the preamble to a very large poo mostly within an hour.
If missed can lead to constipation.
Danny: man those tacos, cheetos, munchos with a coke...and a lot of water was good.
Jeff: yeah man
Danny: yeah wow i think i pooped my pants
Jeff: o man whats that nasty smell
Danny: i dont know man gimme a napikin
Jeff: ok
Dannt: naa dude it was just the Phantom Dooker
Jeff: o dang we need to get you to a hospital soon; th Pootrain will pull into Pants Station
by DMAC4 April 19, 2009
mugGet the Phantom dooker mug.
Related Words
Doaker Donker Docker Dooker Doker dorker doiker dhaker doader Doakes

docker's tea break

docker's tea break (sim). Descriptive
of something very long.
"Oh, what
a tiny little man", laughed Veruca Salt as
she saw the Oompah Lumpah. "He
may be small", cautioned Mr. Wonka as he
turned briskly on his heel, "but
he'll have a cock as long as a docker's
tea break.") From 'Charlie and the
chocolate sandwich', by Roald Dahl.
by C February 24, 2004
mugGet the docker's tea break mug.

docker's omelette

Vomit deposited on the pavement, usually after a rowdy night out
Tim: "Where's Wolfgang got to?"
Eric: "Oh, he's round the corner rustling up a docker's omelette"
by Itsallgoodman August 24, 2017
mugGet the docker's omelette mug.

Upper Dorker Door Dumper

This is a combination of the Upper Decker and the Door Dumper, with a twist.

You find the dorky friend of your adversary, stuff him in a garbage can, take a shit on him, fill the can with water, lean it against your adversaries’ door, knock and walk away. When he opens the door, he is flooded by the smelly water and his shit-covered friend.
That guy is such an asshole, I’m going to find his dorky friend and give him an Upper Dorker Door Dumper!
by Salt Creek Camping Crew October 16, 2013
mugGet the Upper Dorker Door Dumper mug.

space dockers glove

similar to space docking, but uses a surgical glove brim full of excrement which is then frozen. can be frozen with fingers straight for extra depth or fingers closed for frozen fisting.
simon ; hey big D, get out the space dockers glove and give me a good poo punch up my mucky sphinter"
by ive tried it and it was great January 21, 2009
mugGet the space dockers glove mug.

donker

I'll cut off your donker.
by g0blin September 1, 2004
mugGet the donker mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email