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malevolent 

Pronounciation:

ma·lev·o·lent

1) Wishing or appearing to wish evil to others
2) Arising from intense ill will or hatred
3) Having an evil or harmful influence
4) Extremely malevolent or malicious
1) "A gossipy malevolent old woman"
2) "Failure made him malevolent toward those who were successful"
3)"Malevolent stars"; "a malevolent force"
4)"The malignant tongues of gossipers"
malevolent by poe88 August 6, 2006

Malevolent 

Malevolent is a word that used to describe someone or something to be hostile and aggressive another meaning for malevolent is someone or something that wishes to do evil upon others, as killing, stealing, cheating, or doing blasphemous things all with intention.
" im sorry for being so malevolent yesterday ".

malevolent fornicator 

A college aged male, notorious for having poor focus in the sack. Gives off an air of sexual predation around mealtimes.
No, stay away from that one, my friend told me he's got about as much skill as a malevolent fornicator.

Malevolent Cock-Suckery 

The act of being orally pleasured in a manner, or a place, or by a person that does not suit oral sex.
"Hey man why were you fired?"
"Aww, shit its because Brenda had some Malevolent Cock-Suckery going on and I jizzed in the coffee."

Malevolent Maelstrom 

The biggest group of faggots in the world. Its a crappy band nobody wants to listen to. Trust me you rather rip of your balls and or clitorus skin. If you see the bassist Seth Mann, punch him in his faggot emo face.
Dude Malevolent Maelstrom has all homosexual members who want to suck your dick for canned goods.

Malevolent Kitchen

The technique Crunchyroll gave Sukuna to rock "Makora".
Sukuna: Domain Expansion: Malevolent Kitchen
Crunchyroll Subscriber: WHAT?! Let. HIM. COOK!
Malevolent Kitchen by Rodorigesu November 17, 2023
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