Distress Call No 1

this is a distress call please help November just came to my house and put me in a sack full of rapper memorabilia and threw me inside of a Gorillaz fan page please help
I will not listen to Distress Call No 1
by psychoBBY November 06, 2022
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daniel in distress

When a man is in danger and needs saving by a woman rather than the opposite.
Person 1: Hey did you see that new James Cameron film where the guy needed to be saved by that badass chick
Person 2:Yeah I did, He's a daniel in distress rather than being the hero of the story
by daniel needs saving February 20, 2019
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Distressful Dm

Wanting to contact someone you really want to link with but already messaged.. you feel. Like pestering them will piss them off so you don’t and it drives you mad.
Man I open and close my inbox all day waiting on Marshall, but he just leaves me hanging. It’s making communication distressful dm.
by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019
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Inbox distress syndrome

When opening your email inbox causes you distress because of the volume of new tasks awaiting you
Co-worker: Why are you crying?
Me: I just came back from vacay and I'm about to check my email but I lost control of my bodily functions because of the fear of what I'm about to unleash.
Co-worker: Yep, thats called Inbox distress syndrome. I get it too.
by Mister Crapaud March 06, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens whoa re addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter).
by Abreathofaversaillian January 21, 2025
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