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Penial Distress

When your penis itches to the point where you have to take a razor blade then shave off the first layer of skin to fix the issue.
"I think I need a Penial Distress session."
by THOT.exe January 17, 2018
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Emotional-Distress

What women do not realize sometimes is that men are not equiped to fully deal with emotions. So for instance when they are pregnant and going through mood swings it effects us. The moment we become fathers or when women fail to realize just how hard it is to be men can lead to EMOTIONAL DISTRESS.
I first exprienced "Emotional-Distress" When dealing with my pregnant girlfirend's/Wife's Mood swings.
by Don E torta August 18, 2011
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depstressed

The condition of being simultaneously depressed and stressed
God, between being inconsolably sad for losing my dad and all this non-stop planning for his memorial service, I'm completely depstressed.
by NotDifficultJustDefinite June 3, 2016
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Pimpin in distress

Pimpin in distress is not about “pimping” in the literal sense, but in the slang sense, such as “balling”

Pimpin in distress is like when you have too many boyfriends and fans that are getting jealous of each other and you handle it

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Pimpin in distress means that everyone else around you is stressing and you are still balling. Urban Dictionary should make me a mug with this new catch phrase…
Crescenda

I don’t think I can, ive got too many fans
Pimpin in distress
by Andrea Pearson Haas June 28, 2020
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distression

-depression + distress= distression
-occurs during deep depression hours
-the result of craving genitals of another human
- also the result of being in deeply distress for numerous reasons
- A very effective tool for explaining the gravity of your sexual HUNGER
Wow i really wanna be pummeled in my tiny ass my poor scalp is tingling fuck in in a deep sexual distression.
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dispressed

A combination of being disappointed and depressed at the same time
After the ice cream fell out of the cone he became dispressed at the sight of it melting on the sidewalk.
by the old bear February 3, 2010
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Borderline Personality Damsel in Distress

An individual who exhibits traits of BPD as described by the DSM V however has not been officially diagnosed with said condition. Is usually stigmatized for “dramatic” and “histrionic” behavior.
David rolled his eyes at dinner when Jordan drunkenly lashed out at his Christian mother for misgendering them on the first meeting and called him out for being a borderline personality damsel in distress.
by jkbbrbrg September 2, 2021
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