Sonoran Dildo

1. A cactus in your ass or vagina. It can be an accidental occurence, but it was most likely put there by your boyfriend. A Sonoran Dildo is probably extremely unpleasent.

2. Something gay guys put in there ass to feel something because after years of gay sex, there ass becomes numb and longs for a cactus to be shoved in it.

Ex 1: I had to go to the hospital because my boyfriend used a Sonoran Dildo on me.

Ex 2: John and Tom died yesterday because they gave each other Sonoran Dildos.

by Nick2401 June 22, 2011

dildonian

When somebody acts completely dildonic for a long time possibly months or years. There entire existence is swallowed up and any link to the human race has been lost. nobody wants to know them and they rarely have friends. if they do engage in some form of social activity you can pretty much guarantee it will be with other dildonians who have also been rejected from society.

Q) whos that cocksucker sniffing round my ex missus?
A) dont worry about him mate he's a fucking dildonian! he poses no threat to anyone.

by littledoo October 23, 2008

Dildo Socket

A vagina

Dude, did you know Melanie's dildo socket can fit a horse?" "No way!

by Albert Chodeman May 20, 2011

dildo shit

Exactly as the name implies, this is a dookie which exits the rectum in the classic phallic shape.

There are very few human experiences which compare to the utter satisfaction of releasing a double-tapered dildo shit; just ask pro baseball player George Brett, or look up 'George Brett' on Youtube to hear his incredible poop tale.

The dildo shit is not to be confused with the cheese plug, which is a different animal entirely.

George once opened up a fortune cookie and it read, "May all your shits be dildo shits." It was such a beautiful sentiment, he nearly cried. Shortly thereafter, George went into the sushi bar's facilities to paint the town brown.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 17, 2011

dildory

A place which sells and/or produces dildo's of various shapes, colors (especially hot pink and neon green) and sizes.

"I bought you this dildo from the dildory...it's hot pink which is your favorite color. You can return it if you want, but make sure you keep it packaged because the lady that works there was a mega bitch...Deborah."

by NicholasMarcGregChin December 10, 2005

dildon't

what you don't use to masturbate

I didn't walk in on my sister using a dildon't, because she doesn't use one.

by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016

Red Dildo

The result of a massive dip or flash crash from a cryptocurrency asset. The opposite of going to the moon

I was one zero away from being debt free and then I saw the Red Dildo

by Amigospc May 11, 2021