dickmonkey

1. One who swings and attempts to climb the dick of another. Hairs will usually be pulled and torn from the appendage.
2. Any old fuckin driver that is turning, but does so slow that you can feel yourself aging while you wait.

1. Quit sweatin me, ya mutha phukkin dickmonkey.
2. Move the old and busted out of my way, dickmonkey.

by HeteroSapien February 24, 2003

dickdousch

dickdousch to be a dick and a dousch at the same time and the lack of any common sense

Rhea you are such a dickdousch.

by Ironhead---Rock June 28, 2008

Dicknose

A person who does not take helpful advice and fails due to being hard headed.

Dancee is a fuckin dicknose

by The 1 who gotcha April 9, 2017

Dicklouette

When you can see the silhouette of a guy's dick through his pants.

A more elegant version of "bulge".

"So far, I haven't been able to see Josh's dicklouette. Wonder if there's anything there?"

by anna_thunderroad December 23, 2018

Dicktose intolerant

Not being into dick what else?

Can you suck my dick? Nah I’m dicktose intolerant.

by Big baby jay June 9, 2019

dickmonster

1. A person who exhibits behaviors involving dicks in a monstrous way.
2. A mythical smut peddling, dildo enthusiast. Native to the central coast of California.

"Hey Matt, dont be such a dickmonster"- Banna

by Lynny Tolson April 2, 2008

butthole dickmole

Butthole Dickmole occurs when one is engaged in sexual intercourse of the anus and upon withdrawal of the penis, notices that there is a smidgen of poo on the head of his penis bearing much resemblence to a mole. If your name happens to be Spencer, you may panic in fear that your fuckbuddy might see the speck of shit which would cause severe awkwardness so you decide to ingest the mole-resembling dot of shit and then comment to your friends that it didnt even have a taste. "very bland"

Joe Shmoe: Im afraid to fuck her in the ass cuz i dont want to end up with a "Butthole Dickmole"

Spencer: Dude, all you have to do is eat it before she sees it and your golden man. besides, it doesnt even taste bad! AAA UUUUUUUU

by Vulgardefmaker January 19, 2008