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Dictionary Dickhead (Noun) A poster who uses ever-more-detailed demands for definitions of the words used by other posters to prevent anyone else from discussing a topic he cannot understand.
That thread was almost fun, apart fro the 17 posts made by our favorite dictionary dickhead.
by Pinkie_Flamingo October 24, 2011
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Dickhead

(n.) Used to describe someone who is an illiterate douche. Coupled with a case of arrogance, ignorance, and lacking confidence. People possessing the title of dickhead can easily be found at forums, message boards, and more specifically, at Reddit and Urban Dictionary. People often developed personalities that displeases others, which the witnesses often called that person a dickhead. Used figuratively most often.
"The user who wrote this definition is such a dickhead!"
by Douche V2 March 6, 2013
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Don't you think <insert name of someone you don't like> is a shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead?
by Ben Kenobi June 5, 2005
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dickheadism

the method or art of being a dickhead
why would you perform an act of such great dickheadism?
by Jesswa October 9, 2006
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swanny dickhead.

like dickhead, but far stronger. implying they are as dick headdy as a swan (which are very dickheaddy)
"You swanny fucking dickhead!!!"
"My mate jebbsy is a swanny dickhead."
"yeah, good one swanny"
"geg out of my cheb, swanny"
by Dave Wood February 27, 2007
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dickhead

A person who posts someone's name to urbandictionary.com as a definition of an insult.
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Dickhead Tax

A term given to the act of paying to partake in activity that is (or should be) free.

(Occasionally referred to as 'Sucker Tax')
Paying to enter a battle of the bands competition when other bands have not.

"Those boys got rinsed with Dickhead Tax"

"I'll let him come to my birthday party, but first I'll rinse him with Dickhead Tax"

"You can have a go on this swing after me bro... for 50p (Dickhead Tax)"
by Asunder July 5, 2012
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