Desenrascanco

Portuguese- To pull a MacGyver.

This is the art of slapping together a solution to a problem at the last minute, with no advanced planning, and no resources. It's the coat hanger you use to fish your car keys out of the toilet, the emergency mustache you hastily construct out of pubic hair.

Tom: Shit, the bombs gonna blow up and all we have are 2 toothpicks and rubber condom. Quick, someone Desenrascanco.

by Reknew January 3, 2010

Demented Camel

When you are standing behind a naked chick and she bends over so you can see her titties hangin down between her legs. You also get a gnarly view of her vaginal canal and her asshole.

I was leaving the bathroom and Caroline gave me the demented camel. IT WAS SO HOT

by CK69 July 28, 2010

Dementia

It's basically-Wait what was it again?

No guys what was Dementia- Am serious.

by TheGuyThatForgets March 21, 2021

Californian Dementor

When one Juuls into another's gaping anus and sucks it back in like a dementor from Harry Potter and expels the gas from their anus.

I wish my man knew how to do a "Californian Dementor".

I'm hungry for a "Californian Dementor" right now.

I heard Brad gives the best "Californian Dementors".

No one does it like Lord Voldemort .

by VisualistTV December 15, 2018

Desmond Hume

Everyone's favourite Scotsman on ABC's hit series Lost. Married to Penny Widmore and father to Charlie Hume. "See you in another life, Brotha!"

"Who's your favourite character on Lost?"
"Desmond Hume, obviously!"

by BlakeyBoi69 August 6, 2016

DESCENDENTS

One of the greatest Hardcore punk bands ever. They were the core foundation for bands such as green day blink 182, and the list goes on.

The original lineup was
bill stevenson-Drummer
tony lombardo-Bassist
Frank Navetta-Guitarist
MILO AUKERMAN- Vocalist

Current Lineup
Bill Stevenson-Drummer
Karl Alvarez- bassist
Stephen Egerton- Guitarist
MILO AUKERMAN - Vocalist

the descendents are my favorite punk band

by john doux July 31, 2018

Desenrascate

(verb) English adaptation of a Portuguese word used to describe successfully improvising out of a situation or in doing something, always used between a modal verb and a pronoun ending in -self.

"Won't you help him with his flat tire?"
"Nah, he will desenrascate himself"

by Anomalocaris June 18, 2023