Defcon 1 is a code used amongst guys for when a woman is at that time o the month and should not be argued with, agreed with or even spoken to. God save any man who's girlfriend is at Defcon 1.
Defcon 2 is achieved when there are either 2 Women at Defcon 1 or if one Woman is so far into Defcon 1 she is psychotically raging around destroying all in her path. May God have mercy on her boyfriend's soul.
Defcon 2 is achieved when there are either 2 Women at Defcon 1 or if one Woman is so far into Defcon 1 she is psychotically raging around destroying all in her path. May God have mercy on her boyfriend's soul.
Guy 1: Hey man, whats up with your girl.
Guy 2: Defcon 1 man.
Guy 1: *makes sign of the cross* Godspeed.
Guy 2: Defcon 1 man.
Guy 1: *makes sign of the cross* Godspeed.
by Nick October 18, 2004
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A made-up term used by idiotic managers to describe the process of resolving problems caused by poor communication (or more likely, their own stupidity).
"Make sure your people are sharing information so we can deconflict any problems before they become big issues."
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Noun, the most awesomely, indescribably cool person in the universe, possibly a higher authority than God himself. Used to compare to something or someone immeasurably awesome or cool. Usually used in conjunction with the prefix "Get on.." as in "GET ON DEETUN!" to express a feeling of immense pleasure or excitement. Deetoning/Deetuning/Deetaning/Deightoning/Deightuning/DEETUNNNNIN' can be used as the adjective equivalent of Deetun to describe a person or object.
Noun, the most awesomely, indescribably cool person in the universe, possibly a higher authority than God himself. Used to compare to something or someone immeasurably awesome or cool. Usually used in conjunction with the prefix "Get on.." as in "GET ON DEETUN!" to express a feeling of immense pleasure or excitement. Deetoning/Deetuning/Deetaning/Deightoning/Deightuning/DEETUNNNNIN' can be used as the adjective equivalent of Deetun to describe a person or object.
In this case Deetun is used as a metaphor -
*You well pimp slapped that suckah, you are well Deetun.*
In this case Deetun is used as a simile -
*Wow, Bruce Forsyth is almost as Deetun as me!*
In this case Deetun is included in the phrase "Get ON DEETUN!" -
*Dude I saw just that chick's thong!.. GET ON DEETUN!!*
In this case Deetun is adapted to Deetoning in the adjective form to describe an object -
*My new iPhone is WELL DEETONING!*
*You well pimp slapped that suckah, you are well Deetun.*
In this case Deetun is used as a simile -
*Wow, Bruce Forsyth is almost as Deetun as me!*
In this case Deetun is included in the phrase "Get ON DEETUN!" -
*Dude I saw just that chick's thong!.. GET ON DEETUN!!*
In this case Deetun is adapted to Deetoning in the adjective form to describe an object -
*My new iPhone is WELL DEETONING!*
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Guy 2: Nah man, I'm more into natural deconception techniques.
Guy 2: Nah man, I'm more into natural deconception techniques.
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