celebrity deathsave

being saved from disgrace, humiliation, or other shameful circumstances that would lead to resignation by having a number of celebrity deaths divert media attention away from oneself

Governor Mark Sanford would've had to resign over all those hiking trips if it wasn't for Michael Jackson dying. What a celebrity deathsave.

by Moggraider July 7, 2009

Deathball 5000

A full contact game played by two teams using a spikey ball.

I played two games of deathball 5000 last night, boy are my inner thighs bruised!

by Benny the Ball! July 20, 2010

Deathaversary

Deathaversary is the anniversary of a death.

Today is the 3rd deathaversary of my dad.

by SierraFawcett February 11, 2019

deathable

deathable: being able to die, this term is frequently used online. it is used by people when referencing their ability to die.

Jayden : "i feel like if i eat this ill be able to finally die in peace"

Sam: "oh!! so youre feeling deathable?!?"

by jAY?!? August 14, 2021

Chocolate Deathmilk

Willingly or unwillingly losing your life, after shitting yourself too many times without rehydrating correctly. To die from dehydration from shitting yourself to much. Many times the result of repeated forced anal sex.

"I want to be chocolate deathmilked by a big guy in prison."
"Covid almost chocolate dealthmilked me!"

by Trust SISI October 18, 2023

foreskin deathmatch

When four uncircumcised males armed with knives tie their foreskins together and have a fight

Due to his Jewish heritage, Jerry could not participate in the foreskin deathmatch with Kramer.

by Barlog November 11, 2015

Deathball

A game in which 5 or more players form a line with a minimum of four to the line and the fifth person roughly ten yards to their backs. The fifth person throws a ball of any kind or a frisbee at the line in hopes of hitting another player, then returns to the left of the line while the person struck moves to the thrower position. Unless of course the thrower misses in which case the person on the right of the line goes next. People on the line must stay facing in the opposite direction of the thrower with no indicator of when the ball is thrown or who is the target. The object of the game, to hurt the other players.

"Awsome game of deathball the other day dude!" "yeah, real awsome. Im still covered in welts.

by Thirty-Thirty February 4, 2009