Dapper Dan

When a guy is lying down and a chick teabags his forehead. The chick then uses her ejaculate to slick back his hair 1950s style.

"She totally gave me a Dapper Dan!" *handshakes friend*

by cahootsk December 5, 2009

dappery

An establishment that a man goes to look dapper

Man that’s not a barber shop, that’s a dappery.

by Manup69 October 16, 2022

slappy dappys

the interaction between two individuals when they first encounter each other

I was walkin down the street and seen my homie. I walked up to him and said " O shit son, whats good...show me some love where my slappy dappys at?"

by niggles_607 May 2, 2010

dapper

This is a synonym for spiffy, jaunty, natty, and rakish.
1. Stylish or well dressed
2. Slang: cool, great, wonderful

1. You look absolutely dapper in that shirt!
2. OMG! That game is dapper!

by Jen I. Afer April 11, 2006

dapple

an apple with a top hat and a monocle

"Hey let's dress up that apple with a top hat and monocle,we'll call it a dapple"

by gingah owl August 3, 2013

Dean of Dapper Dress

1. Someone (generally male) dressed in exceedingly fresh, classy, and clean cut clothes in an up scale fashion.
2. An individual clothed in a superior fashion to the event necessary
3. When someone dresses much nicer than they usally do.

Derived from the word "dean", implying some sort of authority or power to the individual, emphasizing the level of ones dress as being superior to his/her peers.

1. Ben- Hey man did you see grandpas suit?
Ryan- Yeah bro Gramps is the fucking dean of dapper dress. He's always looking fresh.

2. Ryan- haha Ben nice khakis. Its the first day of school, not a wedding.
Ben- Well sorry man mom said to make sure and look nice.
Ryan- Yeah but you coulda left the honors of being the dean of dapper dress to some other queer.

3. Ryan- haha bro did you see that stoner jake today in class?
Ben- yeah dude he's wearing a lacoste polo and pressed pants. how lame.
Ryan- yeah next time i see him im gonna say, "well arent you just the dean of dapper dress?!"
Ben- ahaha yeah dude do it. that'll be sure to piss him off

by rbmuny January 28, 2009

dappy

Used to descripe a girl who is a bit dippy but also a bit mad or eccentric. Friendly mild insult.

Emily: So I locked my housekey in my locker again..
Jas: Your so dappy!

by Last Chancer October 23, 2006