nostril defilement

When a man unexpectedly mounts another person's face and jams their penis into that person's nostril. After this is acheived the man urinates into the persons nostril until they are completely relieved whereupon the man exclaims "You have been defiled!!". Commonly used to describe situations of great pwnage and of great surprise.

Aaron: "Dude I can't believe he gave us that test."

Wes: "Yeah I know. I can still feel my nose burning from that nostril defilement back there."

by Dlarej December 10, 2008

DWILE FLONKS

when an unlucky one has there rectum raped and there face soiled apon.

I feel sorry for whoever he
dwile flonks.

by lew May 3, 2004

Defiland

Whenever a friend and their hookup has christened a certain place as their own when they have been drinking, it is more often than not somewhere ridiculous. It can also be somewhere that a friend has tossed his or her cookies.

"Remember when that tiger hooked up with that hedgehog on the couch?"

"Yeah, that place has soooo been defiland!!"

by Mandylionsforbreakfast May 2, 2010

defiling the purity ring

The type of sexual orientation in which you only have sex with virgins who have purity rings, taking said ring and throwing it into the closest corn field upon completion.

“Defiling the Purity Ring”

Tyler said “Man, I had 5 Busch lights last night and ended up defining Emily’s purity ring; farmer Jon gon find that ring at harvest bruh!”

by Regina Filange June 15, 2023

Dwill

An incompetent moron

Look at this dwill; running across a divided highway in the middle of traffic!

by Dwillno1 September 30, 2015

DWILF

this literally means 'Dog Walker I'd Like to Fuck'

Tederick: "Hey Ted! Check out that DWILF! 11 o'clock"
Tedders: "Duude, that is one Dog Walker I would Like to Fuck..."

by tederick September 6, 2010

DeFiLeR

A professional counter-strike player who is very pro at gaming. Well known for being IRC's biggest op whore and his hit single, My Name Is DeFiLeR, he is also good at life (probably).

Progamer: Shit, i wish my name was defiler
DeFiLeR: (Y)

by demaS July 25, 2008