dike dick

a dildo lesbians use during intercourse with eachother

"Those lesbians must have used a dike dick last night

by JohnPaulIII October 31, 2007

dike short

hair that is so short you come across as either a lesbian, bisexual or some homosexual being.

Alix: "I can't decide if I should cut my hair short or not!!"
Luke: "If you like girls."
Alix: "Shut upp Luke! i dont like girls and i wasnt gonna cut it dike short!"

by bvdhrebvsa September 1, 2010

dike water

In human terms, a dike is a long narrow hole dug into to divert water. In lesbionic terms, when a lesbian, especially a Bulldyke, has another person (drink the water), or in laywoman's terms, charms another to let her dig into that hole... and flick that bean in the process of course.

In the hot sun, two prisoners in orange jumpsuits dig a trench. BEANIE: "Gosh it's so hot. I'm sweaty and wet all over." BULLDYKE: "Wet is good. Even better when we get into that long narrow hole ." BEANIE: "It sounds like you just served up a hot glass of dike water." BULLDYKE: "Busted... again." Bulldyke laughs, snorts, burps, then farts.

by Terio Marin June 10, 2016

Dike Goddess

A close female friend that is very homosexual, but extremely chill.

Do you know Lea? She’s my Dike Goddess.

by Arita Kogii August 22, 2021

dike nasty

The opposite of a sugar coater. Someone who will fuck your bitch and tell you all about it.

They ain't ready for dike nasty

by Jennah Marie Boyles February 11, 2023

Dike diver

A guy who seeks to go down on a manly lesbian. A man who practices in going down on manly lesbians.

Franky went down on that lesbian Annie. Man, what a nasty dike diver.

by TtotheK September 30, 2010

dike ass bitch

some motherfucker who is being a supreme dike.

What a dike ass bitch!

by max April 6, 2005