by mintyzfnr September 25, 2022
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Get the be my dandelion mug.Dandelion, or Taraxacum officinale, is a yellow flower that no one likes because it's ugly as shit. It typically shrivels up and then turns into dust like the husk of a plant it is, fucking disgusting. The absolute worst flower ever made, when I see dandelions I cut them to shreds with scissors. Blasphemous piss-colored weed flower goblins think they can just grow anywhere they damn well please. Fuck.
Person 1: Hi! Do you like dandelions?
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: Okay then.
Dandelion: well uh i uh, i didn't like them either.. :(
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: Okay then.
Dandelion: well uh i uh, i didn't like them either.. :(
by Sando Trouton December 7, 2024
Get the Dandelion mug.dandelion love" or "dandelion relationship." Is used to describe a romantic bond between two women that isn't necessarily sexual in nature. The term comes from the imagery of dandelions—gentle, soft, and more focused on emotional connection than physical intimacy.
It’s not a super common term, but it does pop up in certain LGBTQ+ circles to describe a love that's tender, affectionate, and romantic without the sexual aspect.
It’s not a super common term, but it does pop up in certain LGBTQ+ circles to describe a love that's tender, affectionate, and romantic without the sexual aspect.
"Even though Sarah and Mia had never been physically intimate, their relationship was full of deep connection, affection, and shared moments. They were the perfect example of dandelion love—romantic in every way, yet gentle and non-sexual."
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Get the playing in dandelions mug.a CHUBBY DANDELION Is a genetically deformed dandelion that looks fat/chubby. Scientists don't know why chubby dandelions exist, especially since they're common in lawns, and can be annoying to get rid of just like any other weed in the grass.
by flyerfishy July 24, 2024
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