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Cuntbitch

A little small unattractive woman from Uruguay constantly wanting attention. Basically a way of labeling someone with the tendencies to always be in the spotlight and tries to make everything about themselves. A very needy type of person that is a female usually is a "cuntbitch".
Man, can you believe that cuntbitch Lucila? Always wanting the spotlight...
by REDACTED1704 October 3, 2017
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cuntwatapus

1. The person to whom you must explain the information that they originally supplied.
2. The person that openly demonstrates the lack of qualifications for the position they currently occupy.
That cuntwatapus had me explain the receipt they sent to us!

You can tell that the attorney hired that cuntwatapus based solely on her looks.
by McClarenDesign October 25, 2017
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CuntBitch

A persons whose cunt smells almost directly like a bitch (It smells like wet ass dog) derived from the fishy smelling, mcdonalds ass pussy.
"That bitch is a cuntbitch"
by YouAlreayKnowbitCh November 28, 2017
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cuntswitch

The thing you can say, unique to each, that turns your lady or man into a Cunt.
I hit her Cuntswitch when I brought up the fact that she could not multitask.
by That’s Right. October 31, 2020
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cuntbathing

Where a woman ties her legs behind her head and then dives from a Olympic diving board cunt first into the water, causing a loud splash on impact as her vagina slaps the water
It was cloudy outside on Tuesday, so instead of going sunbathing, Olivia went Cuntbathing until she couldn’t walk
by swerty gert September 11, 2023
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CunckWatch

CunckWatch is the sacred, eternal duty of exposing HieroCuncks, Adeptus Cunckuses, and all other fraudulent esoteric gatekeepers who monetize mysticism while ghosting students, dodging refunds, and pretending their Dropbox links are divine revelations.

A CunckWatcher is a guardian of magical integrity, keeping an unflinching eye on the world of pay-to-pray grifting, hyper-politicized wizardry, and sanctimonious occult frauds who charge for access to "divine wisdom" while pretending to be above criticism.

CunckWatchers stand at the esoteric crossroads, torches in hand, ensuring that no spiritual con artist goes unmocked.
🔥 “CunckWatch never sleeps—if there’s an overpriced PDF and a sanctimonious guru behind it, we’re watching.”

🔥 “The HieroCunck thought his fraud would go unnoticed, but CunckWatch has receipts.”

🔥 “CunckWatch: Because someone needs to make sure the high priest of the PayPal Pantheon doesn’t keep getting away with it.”

🔥 “Our sacred duty at CunckWatch is simple—shine the torch, mock the frauds, and make sure no one ever pays $1,800 for an ‘initiationdelivered via Dropbox ever again.”

🔥 “In the age of the HieroCunck, CunckWatch is the last line of defense.”
by Cunck Watch March 11, 2025
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