Cuntsicle

A scantily clad female (or passable tranny) freezing their nether regions, whilst waiting in line outside of your favorite club

Bitch 1: Did that whore forget her pants or is that a dress?
Bitch 2: It's like negative 4 degrees out here and I think I just saw a genital wart.
Bitch 1: What a cuntsicle!

by DrrtyClubber January 21, 2011

Cuntshite

Someone who is annoying, unitelligent and arrogant, although they seem to think completely the opposite.
They also smell and couldn't get laid even if they had a £50 note attached to their knob

CUNTSHITE!
'You see that person over there? - He's a cuntshite!'

by peter white88 July 15, 2006

Cuntscene

When you're simply surrounded by a bunch of cunts. I.e. the moment you realise everyone around you actually is a massive cunt.

The place where the cunts hang out.

I remember the glory days, when Hank's gingerbread house of anal destruction was the revolving door of the cuntscene.

Helen welcomed Laura and Luke into her cuntscene domain.

-Helen "hey, see that guy over there?"
-Luke "Yeah"
-Helen "That guy looks like a total cunt"
-Luke "I bet that guy's in a cuntscene"
-Helen "Thats the shit

by morgashkitchmeister March 2, 2010

cuntsickle

when a woman cacths her cum jucies in a drink and freezes it and gives it to a the person they had sex with to lick, like a freeze pop.

this girl made me a cuntsickle after we had sex. it had a crazy taste to it.

friend: you idoit, you eat her pussy jucie, hahaha.

by Aaron 45 May 18, 2008

cuntspicuous

when some chicks skirt is so tiny that you can easily see her cunt.

"damn, look at her, she is being really cuntspicuous today"

by dothedewman February 2, 2012

Cuntslayer

Proper Noun. Patron saint of single dads who unfailingly bite their tounge in the face of cuntitiude from kids mom.

Ex- wife dissed my new puppy in front of my kids, and I didn't bat an eye..."Oh mighty Cuntslayer, doest thou what I can't , and smite the bitchhag with the sword of justice!"

by zortron February 21, 2010

cuntalicious

a condition, emanating from the pudenda to encompass the female whole, conducive to lubricious reverie.

"Biff's mother was an attractive woman: pert, petite, well-tended, with an uhn!-uhn! cuntalicious walk that made one's johnson ding-a-ling with pleh-zhah."

by the sobsister May 5, 2004