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Virtual Cucking

The act of watching/masturbating to porn videos/images depicting a man having intercourse with a woman, even though you're masturbating to porn for the women but fine with seeing her being penetrated by another man while you wish that were you.
Guy 1: Dude did you see this new porno?

Guy 2: Who's in it?

Guy 1: Male actor and Female actress.

Guy 2: Dude that's virtual cucking.
by AbusiveUncle October 12, 2017
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butt-cucking

When one’s significant other refuses to peg you, but allows you to watch when she pegs others
Yeah man i’m kinda bummed, my wife’s butt-cucking me right now… really nice that i get to see Brad more often.
by Bloah Blumpkin March 6, 2023
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Reverse Macaulay Culkin

A sexual act whereby an angry woman takes a man's seed in her hands, spreads it around them, and slaps it on the man's cheeks, resulting in his scream similar to the famous scene from Home Alone.
That asshole cheated on me! Well, the joke will be on him when I pull a reverse Macaulay Culkin!
by awboy November 22, 2011
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Cullingham

1.known as "fuck a dog within a 10 mile radius" boy
2.W A N T E D: contains the cullingham syndrom (makes u have serious spaz attacks) REWARD: $-1000 since he is such a loser no one really wants to pay for an asshole like him
3. chews on things even dogs will find gross
4.trys to delete every definition said about him even though its true
o no!!! he's got the cullingham syndrom put in on isolation quickly before he humps another old lady!!!
by his mom October 5, 2003
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Macauley Culkin

1. a child actor famous for his roles in films like Home Alone and Richie Rich.
2. to express shock by smacking your hands against your cheeks and screaming, resembling a famous scene in the movie Home Alone.
1. Did you see that movie The Good Son? Macauley Culkin was so good in that.
2. When I found out that I won the lottery, I totally did a Macauley Culkin.
by xfanatic50 May 7, 2005
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Cucking Frazy

A little less offensive way of saying fucking crazy.
Komal said that the guy was acting cucking frazy.
by komzy May 11, 2014
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Great Culling of 2020

Great Culling = Great Depression with massive culling of vulnerable industries and businesses and significant amounts of culling of those in the population with existing health problems.

A major international culling event in a capitalist system in 2020 caused by a failure of the capitalist system to be prepared for an epidemic. The Great Culling of 2020 it was activated by a epidemic. In the US in 2018 the White House dismantled the National Security Council’s global health security office it opened the doors as wide as possible for the private market sector to take responsibility for future epidemics and show their stuff.

Most people did not have a stomach for the capitalistic culling process in which businesses and industries that cannot survive and adapt are allowed to fail. These people are especially uncomfortable when those businesses that provide their job fail and go bankrupt. The masses also get queasy about job security in general, losing accumulated wealth, and being able to pay their mortgages or rent, or afford health care insurance when they need it most.
The Great Culling of 2020 is a great test of how a capitalistic system solves market failure. The biggest problem will be when there are demands for government involvement in the private sector, especially when people start dying in mass, industries and commercial businesses start failing and people are left in self quarantine without jobs and income.
Sadly the capitalistic system is never allowed to allow only the survival of the fittest, leaving the rich and powerful with another lost opportunity.
by mlhiss March 19, 2020
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