Quantum Cryptography

A common euphemism for gay anal sex between a student and a professor, especially when the student is the submissive (receiving) partner and the professor is the dominant (penetrating) partner. This phrase is thought to have originated at Caltech, though it has also become common at Stanford and MIT.

Gautam: Has anyone seen Andrea lately?
Navid: I think he's in his advisor's office... probably studying quantum cryptography <knowing look>
Jialin: Wow! They've been in there three hours!

by CallsItWhatItIs July 5, 2017

crypto-gay

male which is homosexual but doesn't want to admit his sexuality

- He's crypto-gay.
- Maybe he's just bi.

by criminal_theory August 12, 2016

cryptopsy

Death metal band from the Montreal area, this group first appeared in 1992, when it was called Necrosis; in the same year it was reincarnated under the name of Cryptopsy.

"That Cryptopsy show kiscked ass!"

by Godemp October 28, 2003

Cryptopsy

A brutal Death Metal band, with possibly the fastest, most talented drummer in the world. They originate from Montreal, Quebec, in my homeland of Canada. :)

The band has some fairly simplistic, but mostly ass-kicking riffs. The guitars sound good too. The drummer, Flo Mounier, is fucking incredible. The vocals are mostly unintelligible Death-Grunts, not that that's a bad thing.

All in all, the band is very good, they're know for their brutality and their amazing drummer. Hard to believe there are good Death Metal bands coming from Canada, much less the French part. The world thought all Death Metal came from Sweden and the USA. What a good 'ol fashioned kick in the ass.

"Cryptopsy has an amazing drummer."

Or:

"Holy shit! Cryptopsy is playing a show in Quebec!"

Or:

"Cryptopsy has some fucking sick Death Grunts."

by Metal-Head May 5, 2005

cryptkeeper five

The greatest band to ever come out of New Jersey. The blend a style of 50's rocknroll, 70's punk, bluegrass, rockabilly.

Cryptkeeper five...and their goddamn rock n roll

by Dan Lehner November 10, 2003

Cryptonaire

An abbreviation of crypto millionaire, crypto billionaire or crypto trillionaire. Cryptonaire refers to a wealthy person whose wealth comes solely from investing in cryptocurrencies.

After investing in cryptocurrencies for years he succeeded into becoming a cryptonaire.

by Digital asset investor July 1, 2021

Crypto mood

When your mood depends on the current crypto market trends.

Steve : “Jon is ecstatic today, I wonder what happened ”

Mike : “Thats his crypto mood.”

by DevudaPlease October 14, 2021