Craptop

A crappy laptop, usually seen on college campuses when some students were obviously given their parents' old laptops while the parents upgraded.

Wow, did you see Bryan's 2002 IBM craptop?

by gdawson October 28, 2008

Craptop

A laptop that is so shit that when it joins your game it gives all the other players unbelievable amounts of lag...

"Oh fuck, Sams craptop is giving me loads of lag, what a wanker!! Kick him."

by mevs gay November 15, 2009

Crypto-Retard

Someone who is so retarded that they don't know they are a retard. A person whose entire family is dumb as fuck, but they all lied to this person and told him that he is smart. In truth the person is the stupidest fuck alive.

You fucking crypto-retard; you dumb cunt. Go back to the first grade you crypto-retard. Can you even read you crypto-retard?

by YouDumbMan October 24, 2017

Crypto Jew

1. One who has a secret adherence to Judaism while publicly professing to be of another faith; practitioners are referred to as "crypto-Jews". The term is especially applied historically to Spanish Jews who outwardly professed Catholicism
2. Someone who passes as white, proclaims they are white, yet are infact ethnically or culturally Jewish
3. Someone who is very stingy with their Bitcoin or Altcoin spending

Hey you know David is jewish right?
What? I thought he was Italian!
Yeah, he's a crypto jew.

by T.Hunter February 21, 2022

cryptocuck

One who spams social media with screenshots of fake cryptocurrency giveaways.

"Oh no, Alice is again posting that fake screenshot from Elon Musk about crypto giveaway. "

I know, she's such a cryptocuck.

by urbanronin September 12, 2020

Cristovalitos

It's a very delicious snack, quick and easy to make. It's a burrito filled with flaming hot cheetos with nacho cheese (sour cream optional) probably the best burrito you would ever taste. Idea originally came from a vato staying in the tx panhandle area, who was living on his own and was in a hurry to eat and was craving something, so just threw stuff together. Posers now days may call them meritos, But those are just youngsters who don't know much about the history of the Cristovalitos

Guy: aye bro I'm hungy!
Kool guy:let's make cristovalitos there easy and fast.
Guy:you mean meritos?
Kool guy: get the fuck out my house poser!

by Ez-$ May 13, 2016

Criptace

A person that carrys you in a game, also used to say he is a good player.

Sometimes even called an orange.

Well done criptace, my friend the orange

by Captaingecoo August 5, 2016