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by pooprry June 13, 2021
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His ankles are the perfect shape and texture, looking as though they are lickable.
often fondled by young italian women on street corners
His ass must have the correct amount of junk, and he must walk with "the swagga"
while his package is usually compared to the state of texas, he has unusual habits such as biting peoples necks and only coming out at night(just like a vampy), that tend to scare off the ladies
therefore the only true mate for a chrunchiesmagruff would be a mermaid
His ankles are the perfect shape and texture, looking as though they are lickable.
often fondled by young italian women on street corners
His ass must have the correct amount of junk, and he must walk with "the swagga"
while his package is usually compared to the state of texas, he has unusual habits such as biting peoples necks and only coming out at night(just like a vampy), that tend to scare off the ladies
therefore the only true mate for a chrunchiesmagruff would be a mermaid
by crunchies on yo April 28, 2009
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by hellomeginty January 23, 2009
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by KaiserX July 22, 2015
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Methamphetamine. A slang reference for the fact that users have to crush it up and it crunches as it is crushed.
Methamphetamine. A slang reference for the fact that users have to crush it up and it crunches as it is crushed.
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I know what happened to Tony. His parents kicked him out of their house when they found a satchel of crunchies in his bedroom.
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Hey, hook me up with some crunchies.
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I don't want snow. I want crunchies!
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When Mike got pulled over the cops searched his car and found an eight ball of crunchies in the car. His ass is going to be in jail for a while for sure.
I know what happened to Tony. His parents kicked him out of their house when they found a satchel of crunchies in his bedroom.
Example 2:
Hey, hook me up with some crunchies.
Example 3:
I don't want snow. I want crunchies!
Example 4:
When Mike got pulled over the cops searched his car and found an eight ball of crunchies in the car. His ass is going to be in jail for a while for sure.
by Fractious1 November 30, 2017
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Bro, I just took like 9 shots, and that edible is hitting me rigHT NOW.. bruh I’m gonna have the crunchies.
by Anderews February 9, 2019
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