crasterbation

Crying and masturbating at the same time.

Distraut after the biznitch dumped me, I hopped on the internet for some crasturbation

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

Cratering

When things go to shit or fall apart. Often used in I.T.

"Hey, are you coming for lunch?"
"Can't my fucking application is cratering and I need to fix it..."

by MaDMaN_26 March 28, 2007

home crater

1. a chill spot.

2. the sunken in center of your mattress. when flipping it doesn't do shit because it's double sided. it's usually been there for so long that you find yourself unable to sleep in a bed without one.

3. a grassy knoll.

casey: "I need to switch the cushions because this one is caving in in one spot."

me: "A home crater."

casey: "Yeah."

by BlackTangledHeart November 29, 2009

crater tots

Small rocks generated by the impact of an asteroid, or any other number of celestial bodies, on the surface of another, larger celestial body (including that of the earth).

Noob: Shoot dude! When the asteroid hit, the shrapnel almost killed me!

Creation Scientist: Rofl, noobsauce!!1one!eleven! They're called crater tots!

by hydrogens October 19, 2007

crater high school

the most fuckin retarded school in the world!!

crater is lamer!

by you know who May 28, 2004

Crater

Name for a scar with deep valleys, flat plateaus, and steep mountain ridges residing just above the lip.

Man 1: "If I were tan, would I be different? Because paleness is the only thing I have going for me!"
Man 2: "I don't know, but you would still have the crater!"

by Craterdude72829 January 19, 2010

cratercunt

consists of a female having a "loose" or floppy vagina.

Wow, Kara got loose. Now she's just a cratercunt.

by crater cunt wannabeessss April 28, 2007