by ThatOneGinger114 October 25, 2020
Get the Cracker Barrelmug. An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.
Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.
Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.
Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.
A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.
Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.
A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.
Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.
by EmœÆntħøny February 20, 2024
Get the Cracker Barrel Baptismmug. When someone is such a cracker, that they cannot just be called a cracker. This term can only be used to describe the pastiest of the pasty, the dumbest of the dumb, the blondest of the blond, and the people who spend 10 hours a day on TikTok.
Person 1: Damn, check out this new TikTok challenge
Person 2: Nah get the fuck out my house, you ain't the cracker you the whole cracker barrel.
Person 2: Nah get the fuck out my house, you ain't the cracker you the whole cracker barrel.
by fishpickles May 2, 2022
Get the The Whole Cracker Barrelmug. by Cale The Whale 🐳 January 18, 2024
Get the Cracker Barrel Baptismmug. by Skippytoilet June 24, 2024
Get the Gay cracker barrelmug. by Randor Hentgane July 12, 2023
Get the Cracker Barrel Headmug. First coined by comedic legend Theo Von, a Cracker Barrel Baptism refers to one person throwing up on another (This Past Weekend, Ep. #478)
by StrakeBleeter January 19, 2024
Get the Cracker Barrel Baptismmug.