Counting chickens before they hatch

When you call something yours before you have it

The hillary voters were counting chickens before they hatch

by 300WinMag March 17, 2017

still counting

You're still counting all of the assholes in the room. Thank you, Volbeat, for giving us this fabulous expression.

I'm still counting, dweebs.

by hunter t September 14, 2011

Counting Sheep

When a person is sleeping, they are dreaming of counting sheep.

person 1: Hey man 5 minutes into class you we out counting sheep.
person 2 : Yea man I was up late studying for my physics final.

by jluketwo March 21, 2008

Countrian

A kid who is crazy red neck who’s a super alcoholic that’s addicted to hunting and probably makes out with his guns and “more” and has a mullet and frenches his dog

That kid got frisky with his guns he such a countrian

by Jace’s a countrian February 3, 2021

countrican

puerto rican raised in the out in the country; dirty south, mid-south;AR, KS, LA, etc...

You are such a countrican; born in puerto rico but raised in the country.
i can't understand what the fuck your saying with your countrican axcent dude!

by frikiando duro August 27, 2009

Cuntion

An unspecified miniscule space or distance between at least two points...measured only by empirical senses, such as sight, sound or tastes....ie: 'That bullet missed the artery by cuntion or less.'
'Could you turn the noise down just a cuntion.'
'Beans could use a cuntion more salt.'
....Lay-persons have described cuntion as a split-thickness of a cunt hair and as we all know, it takes ten to twelve cunt hairs to equal the thickness of dental floss.

Get a bigger hammer 'cause it only lacks a cuntion of going in.

by TurtleII June 12, 2018

counting sheep

When someone gets so lost in the fantasy land created around a situation that they become out of touch with reality, or in other words: getting lost in the sauce.

“The owner of that local business was counting sheep when he thought he would be able to start operating scams on his clients while simultaneously increasing net sales”

by plzpunchmeinthejaw January 5, 2021