Cooney

A guy with an extremely large vagina who is butthurt about everything in life. He fakes everything. Someone who is jealous about his 6th grade crush. A kid who loves attention whenever he can get it and adores pizza, would shove his face in it when he gets the chance. Also he lives on the roof with his family.

Ricky: I'm gonna go to the pizzeria to get pizza then jump off a roof to get attention.
Bobby: Ok you Cooney.

by grumpy dog March 10, 2017

coozy

Slang-a feeling of being cool, calm, and cozy.

Brian was coozy with traviling by airplane. "It's OK, I am coozy"

by Real_Talk September 14, 2009

coony nigger bum

A dirty black man that chimps out when he sees thick women, expensive clothing, alcohol, etc. Basically a super nigger.

Would you really go all that way from LA to NYC for a concert to see a bunch of Coony nigger bums jump on a stage.

by CRAZYCRADDY October 31, 2017

Cooney

the act of being whipped, one that is whipped, one whose girlfriend has tied a rope around his testicles and drags him around to which he freely and enjoyably follows

> Yo nick has been cooneyed he is sooo whipped

by smegma man and you an asshole February 26, 2009

Coony

To be as physically, emotionally, mentally, and socially COOL and FUNNY as stephanie and sevada.

"damn we're so coony"
Cool+Funny

by Stephanie and Sev December 15, 2008

COONEY

cooneys the surname

THE COONEY FAMILY ARE THE SEXIEST ALIVE

by Gozozo March 2, 2021

cooney

A Fat Kid Who Lives In A Ghost Town Named COONEYTOWN

ALSO KNOW AS COONZILLA OR COONEY THE FAT

COONEYS FAT!

by POOPIE CACA March 29, 2010