Boca Cocktail

A glass of ice water with a wedge of lemon. Often ordered with extra lemon, which is used to make lemonade because the patron doesn't want to pay the $2.79. Common among the elderly Jews of Boca Raton, Florida.

"How's the check for your 8 top looking?"
"Pretty crappy, they're older than the Golden Girls and they all ordered Boca cocktails all around."

by clitmouse October 20, 2008

Cocktober

During the month of October, you are allowed to have gay sex with the homies without saying no homo and you will still remain a virgin and be straight

Dude 1: "Hey dude wanna fuck?"

Dude 2: "Hell no, that's some gay shit nigga"

Dude 1: "But it's Cocktober"

Dude 2: "Oh, right"

by SuperbadDefinitions October 2, 2019

Calamari Cocktail

When a woman gets to fucking around and takes a shot of alcohol out of the man’s foreskin.

“Calamari Cocktails should be a regular service at Hooters - you know, some nice lookin 21 year old bartender pours a shot in your foreskin just for another smoke shot decides to rip a shot off your cock. Sounds fucking sweet!”

#SaveTheForeskin!

by Isl-96 February 9, 2023

Cocktit

Someone who is intensly disliked and/or hated. Must be used in an English accent. Can be used for things as well as people

George Bush is a Cocktit
Gordon Brown is also a Cocktit
You're acting like a real Cocktit right now
Luke is a Cocktit

by Definitely Not Rassem October 16, 2007

cocktable

mixture of a cock and a table, very common in north dakota

thats a very nice cocktable

by cocktableman August 25, 2009

Cocktail Laugh

An annoying fake laugh perpetrated to make one believe they were amused at your comment.

"Dave's attempt at being funny last night was pretty lame, but no where near as lame as Sarah's stupid cocktail laugh."

by RocketScience August 13, 2016

cockterbeam

A cock tractor beam

When someone wants a specific cock and flirts a lot in order to attract and slay this cock.

Wow I just cockterbeamed John

by Debarb69 May 21, 2016