contradiction

The opposite of argument. From a legendary Monty Python sketch.

That's not an argument, it's contradiction!
No it isn't!

by octopod November 9, 2003

Contradict

Someone who is retarded and agrees with insults towards onself.
An often at times insults oneself in front of large crowds of people.

Nick- "Quit doggin on Kobe"
Marco- "Im doggin on Kobe"

Juliana- "I hope your penis shrinks"
Marco- "If it gets any smaller it will disappear"
Juliana- "Dang foo you just contradicted yourself"

by Drum Master69 May 2, 2011

Contradict-the-implied

a form of putting words into someone's mouth by disagreeing with what you think another has suggested rather than what they've actually said, usually in a very exaggerated way

"Can you take me to the mall real quick, Jen?" asked Ron. "I'm not your slave here to serve you," said Jen. "Oh brother! Another contradict-the-implied statement. I never said that."

Wendy's made the contradict-the-implied statement of a typical stern parent: "Can I have a couple bucks for a new video game." "Money does not grow on trees and this is not a playground, young man."

George's contradict-the-implied statement really pissed me off. After I asked him if he wanted to see a movie together, he yelled, "I'm not the movie wizard who was brought here to go to the movies with you, Cindy."

"Want to hang out today?" I asked Ron. "I do too have a job and a life," he retorted with some snotty contradict-the-implied statement.

"I'm not a pervert with a toe castle and fungus in my room," said Andy when I asked if he would rub my feet. "Quit making contradict-the-implied statements. I never said that."

by sdfsdgfg August 1, 2008

contradenialist

A person opposed to the rejection of facts.

The oil companies would have their way with us if not for the contradenialist effort.

by Cynicool July 29, 2017

contradicktion/contradicktory

Where a dude claims to just like how a gal looks overall and/or just want a platonic friendship, but his massive bulging hard-on sends a totally different message.

Well-hung dude: I used to unintentionally scare off the ladies with my major contradicktion/contradicktory crotch-appearance until I learned to "relieve the pressure" just shortly before I went to meet the gal, so that Lulu would be too limp and exhausted to "jump to attention" at the first sight of the "luscious looker".

by QuacksO April 18, 2018

Contradick

Contradick; noun; someone who reflexively opposes an idea posed to them. Even if they haven't thought about it before

My girlfriend is such a contradick, so stubborn and prideful. Contradicks hi, you try and express an idea and they gotta trample on it, then they get angsty when you call em out.

by Whilemanaltogether February 18, 2022

Contradone

is to control(relationship) with someone but it is already controlled (in a relationship) by someone

" He tried to get back with his wife but little he didn't know it was already contradone by a courtesan "

" I tried to control the DNA of a Mus Musculus (Mice) but the amount of RNA and Invaders already contradone the DNA "

by Tellerpore September 15, 2023