A unique weapon of grammar combining words in a fashion similar to a contraction, but with three words and two apostrophes instead of two and one, respectively. Usually used by people who are too important to speak with any normal regard for english.
"I wouldn't've used a double contraction."
"I'd've told you about double contractions, but I would have had to kill you."
"I'd've told you about double contractions, but I would have had to kill you."
by A. Robert Dowson September 11, 2008
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Person 1: What's 2+2?
Person 2: Uhh...34?
Person 1: ...what?
Person 2: Sorry, I'm suffering from mental constipation
Person 2: Uhh...34?
Person 1: ...what?
Person 2: Sorry, I'm suffering from mental constipation
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Guy 1 "maaan you see that ol girl over there? Shes lookin good."
Guy 2 "na man thats called construction hot. Shes a dime out here when your lookin at sweaty dudes with porn star mustaches all day, but get her in the club and sit her next to a some big tittied blondes and she'll look like the horse from secretariat"
Kim kardashian's ogre sister might be construction hot
Guy 1 "maaan you see that ol girl over there? Shes lookin good."
Guy 2 "na man thats called construction hot. Shes a dime out here when your lookin at sweaty dudes with porn star mustaches all day, but get her in the club and sit her next to a some big tittied blondes and she'll look like the horse from secretariat"
Kim kardashian's ogre sister might be construction hot
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Get the Constipation mug.Alcoholic cocktail comprised of one shot of Bacardi rum, one shot of Malibu coconut rum, and topped up with sparkling lemonade.
History: Devised in June 1999 by a group of volunteer labourers working on building wooden containers for transporting Polish folkloric dance costumes for the Ashfield, Sydney, Australia based ensemble "Syrenka". After a long day at work where they nicknamed their opearation "dodgey brothers' constructions", the DBC boys scrounged around for what refreshment they could find. All there was left was a bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of Malibu and some lemonade. They decided it went well together, and a new drink was born.
Over the following years, knowledge of the "DBC" cocktail has spread to many a pub in Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane and Canberra in Australia, and parts of Europe and the United States.
History: Devised in June 1999 by a group of volunteer labourers working on building wooden containers for transporting Polish folkloric dance costumes for the Ashfield, Sydney, Australia based ensemble "Syrenka". After a long day at work where they nicknamed their opearation "dodgey brothers' constructions", the DBC boys scrounged around for what refreshment they could find. All there was left was a bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of Malibu and some lemonade. They decided it went well together, and a new drink was born.
Over the following years, knowledge of the "DBC" cocktail has spread to many a pub in Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane and Canberra in Australia, and parts of Europe and the United States.
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