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Sexually Constipated

The pain and sadness that results from not performing sexual acts.
" What's up with him?"
"Oh, He's just sexually constipated dude! His girlfriend won't give him any."
by Borta58 December 18, 2012
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constitute

Where a prostitute is 'pro'
a constitute is 'con'.
A prostitute who does a bad job.
I can't believe i payed $1000 bucks for that constitute.
by coinroller August 23, 2007
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Constipated Smile

That awkward half-forced smile you flash people when you want to acknowledge them but don’t want to be bothered to follow with an actual interaction.
“Who is that guy giving you the constipated smile”?

“Oh, he’s our neighbour that just moved in”.
by Enzo Fenucci August 4, 2018
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sexually constipated

the act of 'not gettin any'
Joshua hasn't gotten lad in 2 months. He's sexually constipated.
by the black avenger March 31, 2010
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Constipulated

1. Constipulated is the state of being one finds themselves in when totally constipated, and stimulated by the experience of sitting on the thinking throne. A state of over stimulated thinking induced by constipation.Due to the long period's of time spent in deep thought tends to drop the thinker into almost comatose states of thought, leading to the inevitable Constipulation.

2.Another state of mind induced by an opposite cause that although much different inspires the same results, just opposite This effect comes from over sensitizing the head of a male's phalic organ (Also known as the penis). When Over stimulated it throws the males pshyce into a panicked state and under thought occurs, the brain's both literally shutdown. Over stimulation inducing Constipation of the mind. Luckily the effects are rather short lived as the imminent ejaculation is often enough to cause the deep sleep necesssary to "Reset" The males heads, and resync both brain's intertwined dependency issue's.
1. "Man I was like constipulated. I must have sat there thinking all day, I had to shit so bad..."

2. "I couldn't think I had to cum so bad, like friggin constipulated man. She was really teasin...then the last thing I remember I came so hard she choked and then I was unconcious, don't remember a thing before this morning when I woke."
by TheUrbanMyth March 30, 2008
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Emotionally Constipated

Finding yourself in a position where you just don’t give a shit!

emotion emotions emotionally constipated given up don’t care
Kirk was told he was getting fired, but felt emotionally constipated about the situation!
by PameLegend June 18, 2019
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Constipated toast

It is an insult and/or a joke. It also goes along well with the word bird.
person: Hey, nerd.
you: shut the fuck up you constipated toast.
person: the' fuck did you say to me?
you: thats right you fucking bird!
(silence)
by dave829 June 16, 2011
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