conquistadouche

One or more first world douches travelling to a third world country to either spread the word of douche to other, 'less privileged' cultures; or to act in a way that perpetuates negative attitudes towards foreigners by behaving in a douchey manner.

Person A: your face reminds me of Michael Clark Duncan
Person B: Do you WANT them to think we are conquistadouches?

by btwoodley December 20, 2010

Conquistadoring

The act of charging at and object or person, striking a Captain Morgan pose and masturbating until you ejaculate all over the object/person and then claiming said object/person as your own.

"Hey I heard Jeff was conquistadoring last night?"
"Yeah he totally ran up to Megs couch, whipped out his cock and jizzed all over it, then took it home with him."
"What a bro"

by GxSplinter May 19, 2013

Conquistasnoring

Snoring so loud it carries across to the room next door (thus invading it).

This condition can only be remedied by wearing a large metal helmet while sleeping.

"My dad was conquistasnoring all last night. He conquered the whole house!"

by MayDayX May 6, 2015

conquiefstador

16th century spanish explorer that occationally farts out of his genitalia

"Tony dont be such a conquiefstador"

by I Am The Omega February 29, 2008

anal conquistidor

a male person, or persons, who like to adventure into someone else's anal hole, usually meant in a gay kind of way.

Dude that guys explorin that other guys anas! he must be an anal conquistidor!

by My name here November 16, 2004

conquistadorgt

conquistadorgt is a gay guy who enjoys playing an old ass game called GTA V and his hobbies include eating curry, driving a yellow cab and swallowing cum. He plays GTA each day and is currently working on a gay sex mod where every single character in the game is James Charles so he can go bum him in his yellow cab whilst listening to LilNasX Montero(Gay remix) and eating the finest hot spicy curry from India. He studied for his Bachelor of science in gay sex during the years 2004-2022 and his notable awards include the gay sex awards of 2022, he is currently obtaining his PhD in gay sex at Mumbai university where he lives with 10 of his boyfriends in the same dorm in which they have gay sex all day

Damn who’s that gayboy in a yellow cab?

Oh shiiit it’s conquistadorgt

Damn he really is gay af

by MicrowaveCurry September 1, 2022

Cuntquistador

A woman in the act of hacking through a jungle of pubes

"I feel like a cuntquistador shaving off these pubes right now. "

by The Cuntquistador May 11, 2015