conjaster

To put together or build quickly, shabbily

The night before the report was due, John conjastered a 1 page essay

by mongofa July 20, 2010

coogasm

An intense craving for a cookie. When this craving is fulfilled, a strange faarp is released.

Person 1: That is one scrumcious-looking cookie.
Person 2: True dat. I think I just had a coogasm.
Person 1: Dude. Me too.
Person 2: Faarp
Person 1: Faarp

by CookieLuvr629 September 1, 2013

copgasm

When a young cop is working to arrest someone but then starts thinking about his girlfriend and donuts. He then forgets about the criminal and drives the wrong way.

Bob: Hey, heard of the Alex the cop?
John: You mean the one who had a copgasm?
Bob: Yeah, the criminal then ran.
John: He's fired right?

by foxdimi88 September 2, 2016

conkasa

Best ship in aot no cap.

X: “omg I cried when conkasa kissed in the manga!!😭
Y:”SAMEEE”

by Raging_homosexual March 26, 2021

freshman congestion

when freshman in highschool gather in clusters in the hallways, which makes other people annoyed and/or late to class.

teacher: why were you late to class again?

student: there was a bunch of *freshman congestion*.

teacher:dont get held up again!

by marshallthelaw November 16, 2011

conaster

conaster n from Latin cum, with + Greek astron, star - literally with star, the exact antonym to disaster; the fortunate outcome of an almost imminent disaster; the sensation of a catastrophe narrowly averted and later remembered from the vantage point of safety.

There were several conasters in my life that I cannot recall without thanking God for his undeserved mercy.

You were born under a lucky star. This conaster is an amazing mixture of chance and miracle.

by Mikhail Epstein November 2, 2003

Conas tá tú

Is the Irish Gaelic(Gaelige)term for 'How are you?'or along the lines of that it is basically asking how someone is feeling. It is pronounced Kunus thaw thwo

''Dia dhuit,conas tá tú?''(Hello, how are you?)

''Tá mé go maith, go raibh mhaith agat''(I am(feeling)good, thank you)

by Danny Bhoy May 5, 2008