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Conga

noun. A female boob.

When Western explorers first heard the term "Conga" they mistakenly thought the South American tribesmen were referring to a dance. The rhythm was played on two shapely drums. These, coincidentally, looked looked boobs. The tribesmen naturally would move on to the discussion of their wives' congas during the dance. Hence the confusion, hereby corrected, in translation.
"Everybody get ready to Conga!"

"Show us your congas!"
by AwardWinner May 18, 2020
mugGet the Congamug.

conga line of buttfuck

1) Gay group sex where each participant other than the first and last man has a penis in his rectum and his penis in a rectum. 2) A line of motorists with no regard for adequate following distance.
Look at those cager assholes making a conga line of buttfuck.
by flodgenuttz February 19, 2015
mugGet the conga line of buttfuckmug.

Conga Left

At an intersection when there is a long line of cars waiting to make a left turn, one car stops in the opposing lane to let another through and the entire line drives bumper to bumper to make the left hand turn. Much like a conga line in which many people will follow right behind each other.
"I stop to let one person turn in front of me and the whole damn line of traffic pulls a Conga Left"

"Thats what you get for being nice"
by Biig. A-HUBS April 14, 2012
mugGet the Conga Leftmug.

French Conga Line

When you have your dick in a butt and someone has their dick in your butt
Billy: dude yesterday some guy invited me to a french conga line
Tim: did you go
Billy: hell no i didnt go what do i look like, im french?
by justasexisttransphobe September 2, 2023
mugGet the French Conga Linemug.

Conga rats

Greg: "I just took a huge shit"

Tony: "Conga rats"
by Your local backyard rock March 22, 2023
mugGet the Conga ratsmug.

conga deez nutz

Asking someone to slap on your nutz like a conga drum.
"Hey Sam! Come on over and conga deez nutz!"
by NeonZombie September 10, 2022
mugGet the conga deez nutzmug.

La Conga

A fantastic mexican resturant that is open 24/7. This particular location has been renamed to Rigaberto's Taco Shop on SE Mcloughlin Blvd Milwaukie, Oregon

A perfect location for a Dimrod.
-End of an hour and a half walk, tacos ordered from La Conga-
*Crunch on a taco; (orgasism in the mouth)*
by nguyeny-pants December 1, 2009
mugGet the La Congamug.

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